FIRST of...around four giftfics for tupelo_thief. taking a break from finishing up the secret santa stuff t post up this stupidity :D

title: Lonely Girl
pairing: US/UK
rating: big fat FS for fucking stupid
summary: While out one day, England points out to America that America never got him a Christmas present. America immediately looks to correct his mistake ( Read more... )

finally a fuckin fic. or is it a FrUKing fic!?! *dons fez, is mysterious*

title: L'incendie à Londres
characters/pairing: France, England, Germany mentions of America, Sealand, and Japan / slight FrUK
rating: PG-16
summary: England and France ditch a meeting to get drunk and do epic stuff. Written for tupelo_thief; original prompt was "because of episode 41- ( Read more... )

before I put up some actual writing, thought I'd share some retarded fics.

title: All in How You Look at It/Octopus Ice Cream
characters: Japan, China
rating: PG
summary: Japan gets a puppy. China "helps."

( All in How You Look at It )

horrible conversations between horrible people end up in things like this XD

title: Some Days Are Dangerous
characters: Prussia, Germany, China, Austria, Hungary, Satan
rating: PG-13
summary: After an eventful morning, Prussia decides it's time to start his Day of Awesomeness. Ain't really a sure plan, but it has something to do with penguins, ( Read more... )

title: A Concession Stand
pairing: Sheik X Link
rating: Uhm, I'd say PG-16.
genre: AU / semi-romantic-ish
summary: Another night, another sweep of moonlight; Raven gets blind drunk with a transvestite while Sheik and Link stumble through barriers of the heart in a drugstore. [What After Love sidefic]

( 'G...A...N...N...Y,' Raven spelled out slowly, peering at the earrings from his stupor of alcohol mist. 'That yer fuckin' name, woman?' )

hetalia crackfic that i posted at hetalia & am posting here solely for archival purposes. *is epic* the next chap of WAL is 80% done so dun worry, it's k.

characters/pairings: Germany, N. Italy, S. Italy, America, US, UK, France, Japan + more; Germany X N. Italy, slight US X UK, implied S. Italy X Spain
rating: PG-13
summary: One day Germany collapses ( Read more... )