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lmao lindsay was so drunk last night i never laughed so much in my life XDD it was dead funny he drunk im'd me from teh living room cos he was too drunk to come upstairs haha, little snippit....
me: i'm so saving this chat and posting next time i'm mad at you XD
Lindsay: Fuck, you know what im sayign
you'd never do souch a thaing!
brb
me: nah i'd take naked piccys of you in your sleep and post them, drunk chats nothing :D
Lindsay: i thought i heard teh badger adn i opended the door but lovecatttttttt got out and in ahdt to chase him
he's got tiny fasst legs
WHAT NAKED PICTUES
me: your obsesed with that non existent badger!!
Lindsay: FUCKERS TERAING UP MY LWAN
HES THERE
I SEAR TO FUSCKING GOD
SWARE
WEAR
SWEAR
i'd have cauhg him if tiw erent for catlegs
me: pmsl seriosly XD
why aint you coming upstairs and talking to my face
?
you scared of te stairs
cos your PISSED?
Lindsay: UFCK THE STARS
STAIS
STAIRS
STARIS CAN SAWALK UP ME
i like your face thohgh
me: XD i'm very glad you do
and he promised i can have that 63 vette ad he cant take it back else tom waits dies cos he swore on his life ;) haha spoiled rotten by an old drunken man who drunk im's me FROM THE SAME HOUSE with things like "i lodvesk yoiu". hwo is my life so beautiful?? i musta done something brill in a past life to deserve him maybe i was ganhdi or something
hahah i'm bein nice i aint got music on or nothing i left him a post it note in the bedrom with i lodvesk you wrote on it but he probs wont even be able to read it XD poooooooor baby he better be ok later on cos we're gonna have to ring up his mummy for a chat cos its mothers day aint it? wonder if mines drunk herself to death yet haha, we can liv ein hope
ok better make coffee
me: i'm so saving this chat and posting next time i'm mad at you XD
Lindsay: Fuck, you know what im sayign
you'd never do souch a thaing!
brb
me: nah i'd take naked piccys of you in your sleep and post them, drunk chats nothing :D
Lindsay: i thought i heard teh badger adn i opended the door but lovecatttttttt got out and in ahdt to chase him
he's got tiny fasst legs
WHAT NAKED PICTUES
me: your obsesed with that non existent badger!!
Lindsay: FUCKERS TERAING UP MY LWAN
HES THERE
I SEAR TO FUSCKING GOD
SWARE
WEAR
SWEAR
i'd have cauhg him if tiw erent for catlegs
me: pmsl seriosly XD
why aint you coming upstairs and talking to my face
?
you scared of te stairs
cos your PISSED?
Lindsay: UFCK THE STARS
STAIS
STAIRS
STARIS CAN SAWALK UP ME
i like your face thohgh
me: XD i'm very glad you do
and he promised i can have that 63 vette ad he cant take it back else tom waits dies cos he swore on his life ;) haha spoiled rotten by an old drunken man who drunk im's me FROM THE SAME HOUSE with things like "i lodvesk yoiu". hwo is my life so beautiful?? i musta done something brill in a past life to deserve him maybe i was ganhdi or something
hahah i'm bein nice i aint got music on or nothing i left him a post it note in the bedrom with i lodvesk you wrote on it but he probs wont even be able to read it XD poooooooor baby he better be ok later on cos we're gonna have to ring up his mummy for a chat cos its mothers day aint it? wonder if mines drunk herself to death yet haha, we can liv ein hope
ok better make coffee