[Greed's got his shield back, and he knows that lightning can't hurt him now. If the guy even so much as looks at him funny, or tells a joke, his shield is up.]
If I robbed a bank, then I'd lose my ability to be myself for a day or however long they see fit, and I don't wanna go around acting like the perfect father for anyone.
[Damn, he hadn't meant it that way, now he need to get to the library and warn people.]
I bet you could experiment on trees too, that way you don't have to go all the way across town.
I think the paper bag was better.
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Quick question, does kerosene or gasoline burn faster?
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Does it matter?
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Woah, that's pretty cool.
What is that, some sort of instant costume?
And, yeah, it does. If you don't know I'll find some other jerk who does.
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I guess you could call it that.
[Yep, not telling him it's a shield is probably a good thing.]
You could probably find out at the library.
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[The library thing though seems to help.]
Perfect. I can douse shelves in gasoline and kerosene and see which goes first. You're a funny looking genius!
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[Damn, he hadn't meant it that way, now he need to get to the library and warn people.]
I bet you could experiment on trees too, that way you don't have to go all the way across town.
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Maybe I'll start there and work my way up to the library, all thorough like.
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[He's just making things worse now.]
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So many pages works great for starting fires.
Hey, how many books does your house have?
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