I Need A New Life

Jul 08, 2005 15:41

I hate how in the movies the end always comes together and people are always happy. That's not how life works! People need to make a movie with a real life ending.

Take any "romantic" movie you've ever seen for instance. I might not have ever seen it but I bet it went something like this.....We meet the main charector and their signifacant other. They are all in love, something happens and he/she leaves him/her for being stupid, the main charector does some crazy WAY OUT fucked up thing that no one in real life could do, and the signifacant other takes them back and its all good.

NOT!!!! Thats not how life works. For instance, my girlfriend left me and im ot doing something like getting some famous actor to go tell her how awesome I am....BECAUSE I CANT. Almost no one can. Its fucking rediculous! I want to go to HollyWood and shove a script down some directors throte! EHHHHHHH!

Don't you see, don't you see,
that the charade is over?
And all the "Best Deceptions" and "Clever Cover Story" awards go to you.
So kiss me hard
'cause this will be the last time that I let you.
You will be back someday
and this awkward kiss that screams of other people's lips will be of service
to keeping you away.
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