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[inthecenterfold]

[[OOC: Assumed to be after Alexi has done a number on Smoke's bar and made it woefully apparent that Kanin is gone.]]Alright all you new folks. Sorry I haven't been able to be one of the ten-thousand people greeting you to this little crazy-ass fishbowl. There's a reason for that -- I run the only tavern here in the Sphere, and guess what? I'm

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[crowsloveapples]

What's a bouncer? And mahjongg?

[inthecenterfold]

A bouncer is some I pay to protect my place. Mahjongg is a game you play with tiles.

How do you not know this?

[crowsloveapples]

Oh! But why do you need protection? Does someone keep robbing you? Tiles? That sounds fun!

Hee, I dunno. I just got here. I'm a new person like you said!

[inthecenterfold]

Clearly you're new. The Sphere has a tendency to send some of the most menacing things any of us could dream to tear-ass around the place when we least expect it - sometimes even when we do. And then you've got the random drunk or serial killer.

I like protecting my place from all of that.

[mieu_da_thing]

What's a bouncer do?

[inthecenterfold]

A bouncer protects my bar from people who want to ruin it for no good reason.

hi! the anonymouse comment can be deleted. That was me. XD;;

[mieu_da_thing]

I can breathe fire! I think I could do it and I wouldn't have to worry about the big birds trying to eat me anymore.

XDDDDD okay!

[inthecenterfold]

You can... what now, Takkun?

[pinkhairedchild]

I can help out part time if you need me to! I'm a good bouncer!

[inthecenterfold]

That's sweet of you, Blood, but I thought you were helping Bastet with the guard stuff?

[pinkhairedchild]

I'm a part-time guard and a part-time adventurer!

[inthecenterfold]

So... doesn't that take up all of your time, except sleeping and eating?

[rustyarmor]

I can't help out, but I hope you'll be able to find some new employees soon! At least with some new people coming in, hopefully there will be some who're suited to the job.

[inthecenterfold]

Right. You'd think with all the variety we tend to get in this place, SOMEONE'S bound to show up. Hopefully five or six someones, actually.

[rustyarmor]

That bad huh? I know the feeling though. For a while, there were only a few of us working as journal makers. I'll try to let people know that you're looking for help.

[inthecenterfold]

Yeah... that's how many employees I've lost since I started hiring.

If I notice anybody who's not quite cut out for this, I'll send them your way.

[subdues]

I can punch holes through walls.

Does that qualify me to be a bouncer?

1/2

[inthecenterfold]

2/2

[inthecenterfold]

Hell yeah it does! What's your name, newbie?

[subdues]

Atra.