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[inthecenterfold]

[[OOC: Assumed to be after Alexi has done a number on Smoke's bar and made it woefully apparent that Kanin is gone.]]Alright all you new folks. Sorry I haven't been able to be one of the ten-thousand people greeting you to this little crazy-ass fishbowl. There's a reason for that -- I run the only tavern here in the Sphere, and guess what? I'm

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[crowsloveapples]

What's a bouncer? And mahjongg?

[inthecenterfold]

A bouncer is some I pay to protect my place. Mahjongg is a game you play with tiles.

How do you not know this?

[crowsloveapples]

Oh! But why do you need protection? Does someone keep robbing you? Tiles? That sounds fun!

Hee, I dunno. I just got here. I'm a new person like you said!

[inthecenterfold]

Clearly you're new. The Sphere has a tendency to send some of the most menacing things any of us could dream to tear-ass around the place when we least expect it - sometimes even when we do. And then you've got the random drunk or serial killer.

I like protecting my place from all of that.

[crowsloveapples]

T-tear ass? Serial killer?

Oh so if you get people to work, you can have a party! That sounds neat! Can I help?

[inthecenterfold]

Oh great, you're a kid aren't you... FUCK.

Sure if you wanna help spread the word or decorate or something, no problem, kiddo.

[crowsloveapples]

Yeah, so?

Sure! I can tell all the new people in temporary housing that you're hiring people!

I'm Apple, are you Smoke?

[inthecenterfold]

Apple. Cute name, kiddo. Yeah I'm Smoke.