Triumphant Return

[inthecenterfold]

Attention Residents of Edensphere,

The owner of the bar has returned and wishes to thank all of you for not burning down his residence in his absence. Said owner would also like to insist that he had absolutely no desire to disappear for what appears to be approximately two months. In penance for this action, he is now wearing a collar and leash

Comments

[blondsambitions]

Welcomes back, dildo.

And de pole? All my ideas. Dat's right.

[inthecenterfold]

Dildo? I'm still a dildo after all this time?

I may be able to forgive you after installing that pole tho. That was a stroke of genius.

... Now we just need dancers.

[blondsambitions]

Ja! Dat's what you gets for de disappearing acts.

It's am. I always thinks of genius things like dat.

Yes! You should hires some full time.

[inthecenterfold]

We're going to need some lovely ladies for this job...

[blondsambitions]

We should haves auditions.

I can spell, really

[inthecenterfold]

Another brilliant idea from Master Dildo himself, ladies & gentlemen!

You and me both. xD [1/2]

[blondsambitions]

I already tells you dat I has de genius ideas-

[2/2]

[blondsambitions]

Hey! I'm nots de one going disappearing forever. Don'ts call me Master of Dildos.

Re: [2/2]

[inthecenterfold]

Clearly Master of the word tho, since I'm pretty sure you introduced it to the Sphere. A couple of times.

[blondsambitions]

Seriouslies?

Wow, you guys is really repressed before I comes in.

[inthecenterfold]

Dude we all forgot who we were, what do you want?

[blondsambitions]

Hey, I don'ts remember shit when I wakes up. Some things just don't dies.

[inthecenterfold]

Apparently that ego's still pretty big too.

[blondsambitions]

Is not ego. I just knows what I'm goods at.