Triumphant Return

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Attention Residents of Edensphere,

The owner of the bar has returned and wishes to thank all of you for not burning down his residence in his absence. Said owner would also like to insist that he had absolutely no desire to disappear for what appears to be approximately two months. In penance for this action, he is now wearing a collar and leash so as not to be susceptible to disappearing yet again.

Long story short - it's so fucking good to be out of that damn elevator!
- Smoke