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A new update, as opposed to an old update

May 13, 2004 14:58

So I woke up this morning (Which is brilliant) and I realize something ( Read more... )

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savage_midnight May 14 2004, 18:20:57 UTC

Halibut, dude, you worry me.

internetfan1 May 14 2004, 20:58:40 UTC

This coming from the crazy OC fan fiction sex story lady?

savage_midnight May 14 2004, 21:00:00 UTC

I've done much naughtier ;)

internetfan1 May 14 2004, 21:05:23 UTC

Okay let's have buttsex right now

You, sit on the bed with your ass up

I'll be right back, i'm going to get the lube and the fake tentacles I bought from J-List

savage_midnight May 14 2004, 21:07:01 UTC

There will be no buttsex of any kind, Halibut. I don't even write buttsex, nevermind particpate in it. Pervert.

internetfan1 May 14 2004, 21:08:40 UTC

How can you call me a pervert if you've never tried it?

Do you consider yourself an artist? Because artists take the time to try new things, and they stay open minded. You're being a racist.

Besides, my dick is already lubed up, and my tentacles are ready to go. Do you really want to disappoint my tentacles? They have feelings, you know.

savage_midnight May 14 2004, 21:11:45 UTC

I can't believe we're having a conversation about buttsex. And stop using my creative juices (ahem) to fuel your perverse fantasies about my ass. It's look, don't touch, and I don't really care about your tentacle's feelings. But I am curious. Would that be blue balls you have, or blue tentacles? Mmm.

internetfan1 May 14 2004, 21:13:44 UTC

Both are blue. My balls are blue because they just got slammed in a mailbox, and the tentacles are really more of a oozy green but the blue is a latex coating.

You disgust me. Your hatred of tentacles and buttsex only shows that you're ignorant, and you know, a racist. I hate people like you.

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