A new update, as opposed to an old update
So I woke up this morning (Which is brilliant) and I realize something.
I'm not wearing any clothing.
While I normally go nude in public, when I sleep I like to keep clothes on to stay warm and as a sign of solidarity to my sheets. And my pillows, because you never know when you're just going to hump a pillow, and I don't think a pillow would be thrilled with my sexually abusing it.
I suppose most of the time this wouldn't be odd, a lot of people sleep nude, except I went to sleep with clothes on. I look around, and my clothes are on the floor on the opposite side of the room. Not normal.
Then, I found a glowing thing in my ass. It was shaped like a dildo but it was clear and there was very advanced technology (I suppose) in there, beeping and buzzing and doing it's little technology thing. It was kinda like looking through one of those clear cases on a computer. A computer that is in league with Satan, that is.
So yes, I removed the dildo and well about 5 minutes later it disappeared. I'm not sure if it was a homing beacon or a microwave or what, but it sure was strange.
And this is all true.
I'm going to go erm, do things that involve being outside unfortunately. For the two of you that read this, Sparky my deceased chow and myself, i'm going to be back l8erz. okaybai
I'm not wearing any clothing.
While I normally go nude in public, when I sleep I like to keep clothes on to stay warm and as a sign of solidarity to my sheets. And my pillows, because you never know when you're just going to hump a pillow, and I don't think a pillow would be thrilled with my sexually abusing it.
I suppose most of the time this wouldn't be odd, a lot of people sleep nude, except I went to sleep with clothes on. I look around, and my clothes are on the floor on the opposite side of the room. Not normal.
Then, I found a glowing thing in my ass. It was shaped like a dildo but it was clear and there was very advanced technology (I suppose) in there, beeping and buzzing and doing it's little technology thing. It was kinda like looking through one of those clear cases on a computer. A computer that is in league with Satan, that is.
So yes, I removed the dildo and well about 5 minutes later it disappeared. I'm not sure if it was a homing beacon or a microwave or what, but it sure was strange.
And this is all true.
I'm going to go erm, do things that involve being outside unfortunately. For the two of you that read this, Sparky my deceased chow and myself, i'm going to be back l8erz. okaybai