One fabulous step for man, one giant leap for the galactometer.
You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle. says:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/internetfan1/
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Now update it.
You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle. says:
I don't know what to write about
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Me.
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Write about me.
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Do it. Go.
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
How much you love me. :(
Hello, readers, fans, admirers, fans, etcetera.
This is the diary of Hal.
You think you know? You have no idea.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 8:11 AM-
Just woke up. Took a shower. Shaved. Watched 5 minutes of Sportscenter. Ejaculated on a wall.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:02 AM-
I'm at the dentist. Okay, they're taking me now. I'll tell you guys what happens.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:32 AM-
... I really don't want to talk about it. I... feel violated.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:35 AM-
I'm in the plaza across from where the dentist is, i'm driving by the Chili's by my house. I think they're taking it down, I don't know. I don't see the awnings anymore. The signs for the delivery thing are gone. This is a big blow to me, as my entire life from 10 up to now has basically revolved around this place. Whenever I went out, I went here. During my 3 year hermit phase, the only place I went was here.
I shed a tear this day.
R.I.P.
Chili's
Beloved Friend, Surrogate Father to Hal, Creator of Shanghai Wings
You will be missed.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:41:03 AM-
Back home. Put on Live With Regis And Kelly.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:41:05 AM-
Turned off Live With Regis And Kelly.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:48 AM-
Gonna take a nap, BRB
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 3:42 PM-
Nap went longer than expected, not going to go out.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 4:02 PM-
Asteroid hits Earth
j/k
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 4:02 PM -> Wednesday, May 12th, 2004, 9:03 AM-
No clue what happened then.
-Wednesday, May 12th, 2004, 10:18 PM-
Writing this
-Thursday, May 13th, 2004, 5:12 PM-
Suicide bombings in Iraq and Israel
-Thursday, May 13th, 2004, 7:11 PM-
Hiroshima bombed
Again
For shits
-Friday, May 14th, 2004, 2:31 PM-
Sean Hannity defeats Terrorism, Despotism, Liberalism and HannityIsAMoron.com
This is the end of my post. If you wonder how I know what will happen in the future, it's because i'm fantastic, and you're not.
I also predict that this journal will be like a forest fire among the internet world and will slowly attract more and more attention until it's declared a disaster area and logged for the purpose of providing more wood to the National Stick Assocation. (Yes, the National Stick Assocation in assocation with the National Poking People With Sticks Federation of America. Not the other one.)
PS- Heat up 76-69 over the Pacers, go Heat!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/internetfan1/
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Now update it.
You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle. says:
I don't know what to write about
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Me.
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Write about me.
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
Do it. Go.
Holy shit, I'm in love with a cricket! says:
How much you love me. :(
Hello, readers, fans, admirers, fans, etcetera.
This is the diary of Hal.
You think you know? You have no idea.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 8:11 AM-
Just woke up. Took a shower. Shaved. Watched 5 minutes of Sportscenter. Ejaculated on a wall.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:02 AM-
I'm at the dentist. Okay, they're taking me now. I'll tell you guys what happens.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:32 AM-
... I really don't want to talk about it. I... feel violated.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:35 AM-
I'm in the plaza across from where the dentist is, i'm driving by the Chili's by my house. I think they're taking it down, I don't know. I don't see the awnings anymore. The signs for the delivery thing are gone. This is a big blow to me, as my entire life from 10 up to now has basically revolved around this place. Whenever I went out, I went here. During my 3 year hermit phase, the only place I went was here.
I shed a tear this day.
R.I.P.
Chili's
Beloved Friend, Surrogate Father to Hal, Creator of Shanghai Wings
You will be missed.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:41:03 AM-
Back home. Put on Live With Regis And Kelly.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:41:05 AM-
Turned off Live With Regis And Kelly.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 9:48 AM-
Gonna take a nap, BRB
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 3:42 PM-
Nap went longer than expected, not going to go out.
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 4:02 PM-
Asteroid hits Earth
j/k
-Tuesday, May 11th, 2004, 4:02 PM -> Wednesday, May 12th, 2004, 9:03 AM-
No clue what happened then.
-Wednesday, May 12th, 2004, 10:18 PM-
Writing this
-Thursday, May 13th, 2004, 5:12 PM-
Suicide bombings in Iraq and Israel
-Thursday, May 13th, 2004, 7:11 PM-
Hiroshima bombed
Again
For shits
-Friday, May 14th, 2004, 2:31 PM-
Sean Hannity defeats Terrorism, Despotism, Liberalism and HannityIsAMoron.com
This is the end of my post. If you wonder how I know what will happen in the future, it's because i'm fantastic, and you're not.
I also predict that this journal will be like a forest fire among the internet world and will slowly attract more and more attention until it's declared a disaster area and logged for the purpose of providing more wood to the National Stick Assocation. (Yes, the National Stick Assocation in assocation with the National Poking People With Sticks Federation of America. Not the other one.)
PS- Heat up 76-69 over the Pacers, go Heat!