BEARD PROGRESS REPORT
I stopped shaving the day I got fired. I start new job in two weeks. I am not shaving until day before. I may leave a goatee or a crazy mustache or some shit in its wake, but I'll have to think about it. I'm up for suggestions.
I am wearing sunglasses at night because I have a fucking headache and I figured out it went away when I closed my eyes, but I don't feel like going to bed.
OR SITTING DOWN THE VODKA.
In lighter news I have managed to keep exercising enough between all the drinking and sleeping to not gain weight. I've gone up on my weightlifting also so that's awesome. If anything I've gained muscle.
MUSCLE WITH WHICH TO DESTROY YOU.