Stephens Cell 7:19 pm
    Ryan Reynolds is apparently the sexiest man alive.
Me 7:20 pm
    no, he isn't. he looks like Dane Cook.
Me 7:23 pm
    and Cook is a jackass. that's -10 sexy points. Ryan gets -5 just by looking like him. you need a full bar to be the sexiest alive.
    i got this figured out.
Stephens Cell 7:25 pm
    I'm almost disappointed ( Read more... )

(My away message was "On the search for toilet paper >.>")

Me 1:00 pm
    mission: semi-success
Stephen 1:00 pm
    you found used toilet paper?

Me: (9:37:51 AM) Julia, you slut! I'M supposed to be seducing Elliot!
Stephen: (9:38:09 AM) ...and on that note, I'm going to shower

Sarah 4:13 pm ( Read more... )

Sarah: (8:12:41 PM) dude ( Read more... )

 Me:
(8:50:40 PM): i want to "like" the most recent HIMYM video, but i'm afraid people will keep commenting and not stop. >_>;

Stephen:
(8:51:30 PM): That'll likely happen.

Me:
(8:52:17 PM): ..so i will like in the shadows.... BATFAN!

Stephen: (11:15:36 AM) I love enormous posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.
Stephen: (11:16:29 AM) My ulterior siblings are unable to argue.
Stephen: (11:18:46 AM) When a female enters the room with a miniature middle dimension and a circular object in your vision, you react accordingly.

*snrk* "You react accordingly" XD
 

 Daniel: you are totally a furry
Daniel: -looks at Eiri-
Me: i am not!
Daniel: yup, yup.
Me: he's a werewolf
Daniel: You are I have decided.
Me: he's an ugly werewolf
Daniel: WEREWOLF WITH PECS!
Me: LOL
Me: I SUCK AT WEREWOLVES

I'm still debating on showing you the drawing that brought this on. A werewolf with six-pack abs, good lawd. I don't even.. why do ( Read more... )

 Lydia: BITCH YOU DONT KNOW ME
Lydia: YOU DONT KNOW HALF OF ME
me: I KNOW THE OTHER HALF
Lydia: OH SHIT
Lydia: *explosion of own'd*

 wanderbyy : I think it's funny that the quizzes say I would be Victoria and yet my match is Edward

instrumentalike : screw canon!
wanderbyy : XD
wanderbyy : crazy fan fic
instrumentalike : victoriaxedward = MY OTP <3 <3
instrumentalike : edtoria
wanderbyy : LOL
wanderbyy : ow.....brain hurt

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So John, Hannah and I went to see the play "Little Shop of Horrors" last night and it was so completely awesome. For serious! The music was incredible ( Read more... )