This shit is update worthy....
Yesterday I'm chillin. Doing what I do, how I do it. Well I'm in tops and I almost had to beat the shit out of this little old lady who decided to be a shittalker. I'm just grabbin cookies. I'm only touching the ones that I'm taking mind you. I don't care enough to use the tongs or the gloves (which till this bitch brought up i had no idea they even had...) So she's like "they have gloves for that, and tongs!" This kind of vulgar getting in my business when you don't know me, and you don't work for tops really pisses me off. So me and her are arguing and Julie's trying to get me to move on, and I'm not having it cuz she needs to shut the fuck up and mind her bidness. So I close the bin, and the tongs fall on the floor. I'm like "oh the tongs fell on the floor! I guess I'll put them back in the bin eh?" all loud and shit. She's like "that's what they have the gloves for" and I'm like I'm sorry you're a germiphobe mrs. clean, and your life sucks. She really pissed me off. I shoulda just rubbed my hand through all the bins. I'm really not a germiphobe at all. I'm the one who'll eat the hotdog off the ground at the barbecue. Motherfuckers. It hasn't killed me yet. Where other fuckers don't even let they peas touch their corn. Are you kidding me? That lady should have been locked up. I came to the conclusion that she just needed someone to sound important to. She needed to feel high in rank and in a position of authority. So she wanted to tell me what to do. She was probably a teacher of fourth graders who just completely ruled the classroom. She needed someone younger to finally do what she said. Well lady I got news for you. It ain't gonna be me today. Sorry. I'll sneeze out my nose into the bin next time I find someone like you. Don't test me. After that I'll take a pound and a half of the cookies, buy 'em and throw them at you or put 'em in your car. Let your fourth graders eat them. You fucker. I hope your dog has the shits when you get home.
In all honesty, I'm really not that mad, but it was just kinda annoying. It's really stupid to get riled up over something that stupid, I just enjoy the theatrics once in a while. I really do hope her dog gets the shits all over her house though.
Yo that little squirrel dude was right though. You don't need to justify your existence through the existence of another. This goes specifically to that couple in my lunch who can't get their hands off of each other long enough to grab their trays and they have to sit down all akward so as not to upset the touching of one to the other. I got news for you guys. She's fucking a bigger dick, and he's just with you to look good. When you guys get out of high school I hope you forget one another. And don't think "well chris, I'm a fugaff that thinks you're just jealous." I'm not. I've had a couple relationships in school. I get yelled at for not showing enough emotion... But one reason for that is cuz I wanna be the exact opposite of people like that. Because they make me wanna rip eyebrows off motherfuckers. Idk I guess that's it for the time being. Life is guud. I slept a lot so I'ma be up for a while. Maybe I'll update again sometime. FFN.
In all honesty, I'm really not that mad, but it was just kinda annoying. It's really stupid to get riled up over something that stupid, I just enjoy the theatrics once in a while. I really do hope her dog gets the shits all over her house though.
Yo that little squirrel dude was right though. You don't need to justify your existence through the existence of another. This goes specifically to that couple in my lunch who can't get their hands off of each other long enough to grab their trays and they have to sit down all akward so as not to upset the touching of one to the other. I got news for you guys. She's fucking a bigger dick, and he's just with you to look good. When you guys get out of high school I hope you forget one another. And don't think "well chris, I'm a fugaff that thinks you're just jealous." I'm not. I've had a couple relationships in school. I get yelled at for not showing enough emotion... But one reason for that is cuz I wanna be the exact opposite of people like that. Because they make me wanna rip eyebrows off motherfuckers. Idk I guess that's it for the time being. Life is guud. I slept a lot so I'ma be up for a while. Maybe I'll update again sometime. FFN.