Shit my SO says

Oct 12, 2010 23:51

Conversation:

I put in a CD I am ripping to my computer.

EL [making a but of a face]: It sounded weird before they started singing and now it definitely sounds weird

Me: Sorry sweetie, I listen to strange stuff.

EL: Yes you do.

Quotes:

“You can’t be that cold …oh my god!” [it was 78 degrees in the house and my hands were “ice”]

“You just want every bird ever made.” [I think I was asking if I could have a chicken]

"The way you cut scares me.” [Fear me with a kitchen knife]

“Yeah, your labels fucked me!”[doing a load of whites with hot water but the sport bra labels all said cold water only and no bleach after I said yeah, you could have put them in the hot water -- I'm not sweating the state of ten year old bras]

“Oh, you want to make pterodactyl pretzels now, don’t you?” [Upon watching Alton Brown talk about the shapes you could choose to make when making homemade pretzels.]

“Pickle snapdragon.” Discussing aphasia.

“This show is like a fangirl’s dream. Now that I know about this fandom stuff. Jesus Christ.” [Don't recall the show unfortunately]

funniness

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