i know i'm a dork
believe it or not, these are actually away messages for IM. pretty spiffy, huh? you know what's even cooler? i thought of all of them myself! you better believe it baby! actually no. i got them off a website. they made me laugh so have fun w/ them.
Random quotes
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
-I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
-Only those who can see the invisible, can do the impossible.
-Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.
-But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
-Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
-Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
-You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Educational
-Beleeve it or not i am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edumacation.....lev a msage?
-To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.
-Don't judge a book by it's movie
-The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Shower
-I'm in the shower, bars of soap around the world are jealous.
Random (birthday, Christmas, halloween, cleaning, working out, sleeping, etc.)
-The YOUR SCREEN NAME Show will be back after a message from our sponsor. So stay tuned!
-Hello! This is Goldilocks. I'm busy right now eating porridge with the three bears, be back as soon as we settle which bowl of porridge is juuussst right!
-I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.
-I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
-Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
-Help, I'm getting chased by Santa.
-Santa stole my Halloween costume and I've gone to chase him.
-Attempting to double my muscle mass.
-I'm cleaning my room right now. Help, the giant dust bunnies are attacking!
-I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me.
-My clothes need to bathe.