Chapter 22
This evening, I entered a bold new territory of taste experience. Inspired by the infinite wisdom of the internet and upon the urgings of my inner spirit of adventure and curiosity, I mixed in a single glass equal portions of Coca-Cola and ordinary skim milk. The result was surprisingly delicious and not unlike a root-beer float without the disgusting texture. I was pleased, and further experiments (adding Kahlua) will commence in the near future. I can't believe I hadn't thought of doing this before.