down and out again, but i'm down with you
I think i beat the rent race this month. true - i did it at the expense of my husband, but hey! the Evil Drunken Landlord does not hate him, so let HIS freaking check bounce for a change. Actually i get paid at 12:01 aye em on thursday so here's hoping it is just NOT an issue.
I was chatting with an old friend online and i realized that HOLY FUCKING SHIT she is still stripping!! great - i NEED this pressure in my life. She is like 3 years older than me and has a kid. She was always one of those evil lanky people (she is about 6 feet tall with a boob job of course) but it pisses me off to know that i could not strip now if my life depended on it and she has been doing it for (say it with me people) Twenty Fucking Years!!!! That is some serious stripper longevity.
Pass the large greek salad - i need to lose 60 pounds immediately.
You know, i don't even know how one would DO that. Aside from my self imposed ban on crazed partying until my birfday (ahem. i can't afford it. shut up.) and not eating mass amounts of sugar or fried foods - what the fuck do you DO to lose that kind of weight? Last time i even came close i managed a restaurant and the chefs would cook for me and let me tell you THAT fucking helps a LOT!! Also, i worked out 3x a week hardcore.
So - would someone like to take over half my job and school schedule? Cause my ASS is suffering fro mmy lack of time and also, i will admit, my LAZY.
I am calling ange to remind her that tonight is POWER YOGA night. Yes I am.
I was chatting with an old friend online and i realized that HOLY FUCKING SHIT she is still stripping!! great - i NEED this pressure in my life. She is like 3 years older than me and has a kid. She was always one of those evil lanky people (she is about 6 feet tall with a boob job of course) but it pisses me off to know that i could not strip now if my life depended on it and she has been doing it for (say it with me people) Twenty Fucking Years!!!! That is some serious stripper longevity.
Pass the large greek salad - i need to lose 60 pounds immediately.
You know, i don't even know how one would DO that. Aside from my self imposed ban on crazed partying until my birfday (ahem. i can't afford it. shut up.) and not eating mass amounts of sugar or fried foods - what the fuck do you DO to lose that kind of weight? Last time i even came close i managed a restaurant and the chefs would cook for me and let me tell you THAT fucking helps a LOT!! Also, i worked out 3x a week hardcore.
So - would someone like to take over half my job and school schedule? Cause my ASS is suffering fro mmy lack of time and also, i will admit, my LAZY.
I am calling ange to remind her that tonight is POWER YOGA night. Yes I am.