SIMs: the kids are alright
The reason I still haven't reconciled SasuNaru II yet is because I LOVE ANGST AND TRAGIC LOVE STORIES the youngest generation has recently discovered they each have unique personality quirks and have started to act on them.
1) My teenage Sasori ran away from home and everyone won't stop CRYING on the lot (talk about canon!)
2) I have seen the future! And in it Suigetsu is also a total slut who will betray Sasuke III because he's fallen totally, madly, secretly in love with Akatsuki leader Pein.
3) ALL FOUR of the Uchiha sons are pushing adolescence, as well as SasuNaru III.
Sasuke: 'So, erm, this GROWING UP thing....'
Haine: 'Oh, tonight's quite simple, son. Our families have been wanting to unite for a while now. So it's been arranged that when you grow up, you will wed one of the twins.'
Sasuke: 'WHAT?!'
Naruto: 'So, like, do my sister and I get to decide or does Sasuke?'
Riff: 'That is for the three of you to decide when you've grown a little older. But now its time to take you and your sister home.'
Sasuke III sees the twins out, but on his way back in...
Itachi Jr: "OOGAH BOOGAH!"
I think I may need to get this boy out more during the day with kids his own age. And preferably alive. XD
Sasuke III: 'Mommy mommy there are VAMPIRES!'
Itachi: 'I was surprised to get your invitation in regards to little Sasuke here. It's been a while, Naoto.'
Itachi: 'Years of motherhood have been good on you.'
Naoto: 'Mmm, and it seems being a vampire has not changed your charm with women, Itachi.'
ROTFL. Well, you'd be rather territorial about your Uchiha too. Though its not entirely Itachi's fault that he's such a sex magnet.
Sakura: 'AHEM. Can we get back to the business of making your son a legitimate Uchiha and the sale of his virginity?'
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4) I thought I would only have to deal with Sai's feelings towards Sakura II, but the fascination seems to have developed in the opposite direction!
Remember how Sai was caught at home rolling in bed NAKED with another boy?
Well, Shin decided Sai was actually one of those GOOD boys -- just really psychologically messed up, but what else would you expect from a biological Itachi son? -- and decided to ask him to be his date at a family wedding.
Shin: 'I'm so glad you could make it! I'll make it up to you later.' *wink*
Sakura: 'Sai?'
Surprised by his appearance at her fathers' wedding, whom she's sure he's never met before, Sakura tries to talk to him.
But he pushes her away--LITERALLY! Saying simply that he's here for her cousin Shin, NOT her.
Sai: 'It's not my habit to play with little girls all the time.'
BUUUUUURN! If Sakura was a little older, she'd have totally whooped his ass. At any rate --
The wedding goes down beautifully.
Sakura: 'Congratulations, Daddy Tomohisa!'
Later that afternoon, while the guests are still mingling outside, Sakura calls half-brother Satoshi to complain about Sai.
Sakura: 'Why do older boys always have to act so WEIRD?'
Since the boys were all home that afternoon anyway, Toshi invited Sakura over to play and have cookies and generally FORGET about trying to understand older boys.
Toshi: 'None of us can figure out what being grown up means. Tooru here had a problem like yours just a week ago.'
Sakura: 'Really? You know older boys too?!'
Tooru: 'N-NO! EWWW! It was an older girl.'
Tooru: 'One night, I caught her outside the house with this man.'
Toshi: 'He's talking about our babysitter, Shifumi.'
Sakura: *giggle*
Tooru: 'Hey! Am I telling this story or are you?'
Tooru: 'I just wanted her to tuck me in. I, umm, can't sleep unless she does it.'
Toshi: 'And that's why you're the baby.'
Tooru: 'Have you ever had that queasy feeling in your stomach when that person is around, Sakura?'
Sakura: 'I do! I do! Like you're going to throw up but you're not.'
Tooru: 'But it doesn't feel icky, does it? It's just... just...'
Toshi: 'You're remembering when you accidentally walked in on her in the bathtub.'
Tooru: *blushes*
Sakura: 'OMIGOD YOU DID?! Toooooooooru!' *laughs*
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5) Everyone still thinks Haku is a girl.
Ian: 'Mum said we'll be going to Grandpa Kakashi's house to meet our new cousin tomorrow. Uncle Ren adopted her before going on tour.'
Raziel: 'Her? Like -- a GIRL? Really?!'
Of course, any kind of UCHIHA REUNION is not complete without the first son.
Kakashi: 'Itachi! Your colour has improved! So glad the undead life is working out for you!'
Itachi: 'Hello, Koyaku. There's someone I think you wanted to meet.'
Koyaku: 'So you are the woman who's managed to tame Itachi's heart.'
Sakura: 'HA HA HA! Sometimes I honestly don't think he has one. But thank you for the compliment.'
Itachi Jr: 'But you're a GIRL!'
Haku: 'No, I'M A BOY!'
Raziel: 'My brother and I made this for you! We know girls like pink...'
Haku: 'I'M A BOY!'
Aya: 'All the Hatake sons are in da house! Yo, is that Ren's girl? She's so CUTE!' ♥
Speaking of Ren, pictures get passed around of his band The Blackstones on tour:
Because Shin is HOT dammit.
Here's Sakura trying and failing miserably to work up a good relationship with the other Uchiha son. Is Itachi jealous? Of course not. He knows better than Sasuke himself that his preference in a mate is blonde and MALE.
Itachi: 'Sasuke, come with me.'
WHAT?! They're only brothers through ADOPTION.
Kakashi: 'So how are you, Sasuke? Have you found your special someone yet?'
Sasuke 'There have been a few... encounters... but nothing official, no.'
Kakashi: *raise brow* 'Well, you'll find someone eventually. You are my son, afterall!'
__________
6) And finally, at last!
Meet the newest addition to the neighborhood - Kakashi II.
Once again I took a 'sneek peek' at how he'd look when he grows up. Verify my investment and all. :)
I'll have to scar his face some time in his adolescence, of course.
So I guess you can expect Kiba and Neji reincarnated in the game too, eventually. Possibly Shikamaru (if I can reconcile his hair), which of course means I'd need a Temari. And where there's a Neji and Kiba, there might as well be a Hinata hiding somewhere too. Time to make good with my breeding program. XD
1) My teenage Sasori ran away from home and everyone won't stop CRYING on the lot (talk about canon!)
2) I have seen the future! And in it Suigetsu is also a total slut who will betray Sasuke III because he's fallen totally, madly, secretly in love with Akatsuki leader Pein.
3) ALL FOUR of the Uchiha sons are pushing adolescence, as well as SasuNaru III.
Sasuke: 'So, erm, this GROWING UP thing....'
Haine: 'Oh, tonight's quite simple, son. Our families have been wanting to unite for a while now. So it's been arranged that when you grow up, you will wed one of the twins.'
Sasuke: 'WHAT?!'
Naruto: 'So, like, do my sister and I get to decide or does Sasuke?'
Riff: 'That is for the three of you to decide when you've grown a little older. But now its time to take you and your sister home.'
Sasuke III sees the twins out, but on his way back in...
Itachi Jr: "OOGAH BOOGAH!"
I think I may need to get this boy out more during the day with kids his own age. And preferably alive. XD
Sasuke III: 'Mommy mommy there are VAMPIRES!'
Itachi: 'I was surprised to get your invitation in regards to little Sasuke here. It's been a while, Naoto.'
Itachi: 'Years of motherhood have been good on you.'
Naoto: 'Mmm, and it seems being a vampire has not changed your charm with women, Itachi.'
ROTFL. Well, you'd be rather territorial about your Uchiha too. Though its not entirely Itachi's fault that he's such a sex magnet.
Sakura: 'AHEM. Can we get back to the business of making your son a legitimate Uchiha and the sale of his virginity?'
__________
4) I thought I would only have to deal with Sai's feelings towards Sakura II, but the fascination seems to have developed in the opposite direction!
Remember how Sai was caught at home rolling in bed NAKED with another boy?
Well, Shin decided Sai was actually one of those GOOD boys -- just really psychologically messed up, but what else would you expect from a biological Itachi son? -- and decided to ask him to be his date at a family wedding.
Shin: 'I'm so glad you could make it! I'll make it up to you later.' *wink*
Sakura: 'Sai?'
Surprised by his appearance at her fathers' wedding, whom she's sure he's never met before, Sakura tries to talk to him.
But he pushes her away--LITERALLY! Saying simply that he's here for her cousin Shin, NOT her.
Sai: 'It's not my habit to play with little girls all the time.'
BUUUUUURN! If Sakura was a little older, she'd have totally whooped his ass. At any rate --
The wedding goes down beautifully.
Sakura: 'Congratulations, Daddy Tomohisa!'
Later that afternoon, while the guests are still mingling outside, Sakura calls half-brother Satoshi to complain about Sai.
Sakura: 'Why do older boys always have to act so WEIRD?'
Since the boys were all home that afternoon anyway, Toshi invited Sakura over to play and have cookies and generally FORGET about trying to understand older boys.
Toshi: 'None of us can figure out what being grown up means. Tooru here had a problem like yours just a week ago.'
Sakura: 'Really? You know older boys too?!'
Tooru: 'N-NO! EWWW! It was an older girl.'
Tooru: 'One night, I caught her outside the house with this man.'
Toshi: 'He's talking about our babysitter, Shifumi.'
Sakura: *giggle*
Tooru: 'Hey! Am I telling this story or are you?'
Tooru: 'I just wanted her to tuck me in. I, umm, can't sleep unless she does it.'
Toshi: 'And that's why you're the baby.'
Tooru: 'Have you ever had that queasy feeling in your stomach when that person is around, Sakura?'
Sakura: 'I do! I do! Like you're going to throw up but you're not.'
Tooru: 'But it doesn't feel icky, does it? It's just... just...'
Toshi: 'You're remembering when you accidentally walked in on her in the bathtub.'
Tooru: *blushes*
Sakura: 'OMIGOD YOU DID?! Toooooooooru!' *laughs*
__________
5) Everyone still thinks Haku is a girl.
Ian: 'Mum said we'll be going to Grandpa Kakashi's house to meet our new cousin tomorrow. Uncle Ren adopted her before going on tour.'
Raziel: 'Her? Like -- a GIRL? Really?!'
Of course, any kind of UCHIHA REUNION is not complete without the first son.
Kakashi: 'Itachi! Your colour has improved! So glad the undead life is working out for you!'
Itachi: 'Hello, Koyaku. There's someone I think you wanted to meet.'
Koyaku: 'So you are the woman who's managed to tame Itachi's heart.'
Sakura: 'HA HA HA! Sometimes I honestly don't think he has one. But thank you for the compliment.'
Itachi Jr: 'But you're a GIRL!'
Haku: 'No, I'M A BOY!'
Raziel: 'My brother and I made this for you! We know girls like pink...'
Haku: 'I'M A BOY!'
Aya: 'All the Hatake sons are in da house! Yo, is that Ren's girl? She's so CUTE!' ♥
Speaking of Ren, pictures get passed around of his band The Blackstones on tour:
Because Shin is HOT dammit.
Here's Sakura trying and failing miserably to work up a good relationship with the other Uchiha son. Is Itachi jealous? Of course not. He knows better than Sasuke himself that his preference in a mate is blonde and MALE.
Itachi: 'Sasuke, come with me.'
WHAT?! They're only brothers through ADOPTION.
Kakashi: 'So how are you, Sasuke? Have you found your special someone yet?'
Sasuke 'There have been a few... encounters... but nothing official, no.'
Kakashi: *raise brow* 'Well, you'll find someone eventually. You are my son, afterall!'
__________
6) And finally, at last!
Meet the newest addition to the neighborhood - Kakashi II.
Once again I took a 'sneek peek' at how he'd look when he grows up. Verify my investment and all. :)
I'll have to scar his face some time in his adolescence, of course.
So I guess you can expect Kiba and Neji reincarnated in the game too, eventually. Possibly Shikamaru (if I can reconcile his hair), which of course means I'd need a Temari. And where there's a Neji and Kiba, there might as well be a Hinata hiding somewhere too. Time to make good with my breeding program. XD