Guitar, but you bastards may be amused:

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What Jeff knew

Comments

[topknot]

While I cannot help you on the guitar front, I have at least done what I can in the form of introducing you to the wonderful world of liqui-crack.

Your packet went into the mail this morning. I decanted those oils that I already mentioned and threw in some bonus goodies.

[athea]

Go buy a new string DAMN YOU!
Just DO IT!