Spiderman 2 - Second Time! (Brawl at Theatre 10)
Yesterday I went to Yorkdale's Silver City to see Spiderman 2 with Marie-Eve again. We both saw it on Wednesday last week and wanted to catch it again. It was most excellent except for the fact that these three teens (2 girls & a guy) were talking through the whole movie. The young couple beside Marie-Eve turned around and the guy next to me turned around. Then Marie-Eve turned around and then I couldn't help but to do the same about 3 or 4 times.
Well, I finally got pissed off, turned around and said, "Can you children shut the frig up!?!", and then one of them had the guts to say, "Well, you don't have to swear.", to me. I told her that I didn't swear and that I said frig! The one "Punk Ass Youth Guy" that was with them goes to me, "F#$@ing turn around!", so I answered to him, "Know your role you little cheeseball!"
He started to kick the back of my chair and kept whispering loud enough for me to hear his threat of, "What are you going to do now huh? What are you going to do now?"
Everyone knows that I will not stand for this crap from anyone. Regardless of age! So I turned around and told him that if he did it again I would throw him down 15 rows ahead of us! He took his frigging soda and dumped it over my head! That totally pissed me off because Marie-Eve and the guy sitting next to me got soaked more than I did.......
......I bet you're all wondering what I did after that. Aren't you? Well let me tell you that if any of you had been with me you'd wish that you brought a camera or something because all hell broke lose inside Theater #10 at the 3:15pm show of Spiderman 2!!!!
Marie-Eve took our popcorn bucket and whipped it back at the 3 teens, the guy beside me stood up turned around and said, "What the F#@&!!!!!!?!!!!!" and I grabbed the kid by the throat and his belt buckle and reverse suplexed him into the row in front of us! He chest landed on the top of the chair and I'm sure that his ribs cracked! The kid attempted to flail punches at me so I grabbed his right arm and gave him a side arm lock but I forced it so hard that I snapped his elbow and completely dislocated his arm! Stupid mouthy little bastard screamed and I gave him the hardest head butt I have ever placed on a human being! I picked him up by one of his legs and the widest part of his back and threw him down at least 11 rows down! The two teen girls grabbed Marie-Eve's hair and I gave one of them an uppercut with my right elbow. The other teen went into her bag and pulled out a knife but by the time she had it out I had soccer kicked her hand with my right External Cap Get-A-Grip shoe and it forced all of her fingers to break! Needless to say there was only silence and the sound of screaming and crying from our theater. No one dare to pull a knife on me! For I will promise you that you will pay a price so heavy that for generations to come, your children and your children's children will cry tears that will flood the Earth for 30 days and 30 nights as I grind your soul between my teeth and for the rest of your life you will always remember that you should never be so stupid as to use a knife against me!
If you've read through all of this then I must give you mad respect and apologize because all of this fight just ran through my head and didn't happen for real. ;) In fact all I did was turn around and tell them to shut up and believe me, they did! (With a few uneeded comments though.) That was that. I actually ran the rest of the "what if's" and "just in case" scenarios in my mind at the time. It's a good thing nothing happened or I'd probably be telling you all of these things after a lengthy police report. :P
The 3 teens sank into their seats when my whole row stood up during the credits. All of us were making comments about them and we all gave them the evil eye! They couldn't look at us in the eye and they just stared down to the floor. What a burn! The lesson to be learned here is if you know that you can beat your enemy then don't. It won't prove a thing. Just run several bad ass scenarios in your mind or with friends and all of you will feel so much better. :D :D :D :D
Well, I finally got pissed off, turned around and said, "Can you children shut the frig up!?!", and then one of them had the guts to say, "Well, you don't have to swear.", to me. I told her that I didn't swear and that I said frig! The one "Punk Ass Youth Guy" that was with them goes to me, "F#$@ing turn around!", so I answered to him, "Know your role you little cheeseball!"
He started to kick the back of my chair and kept whispering loud enough for me to hear his threat of, "What are you going to do now huh? What are you going to do now?"
Everyone knows that I will not stand for this crap from anyone. Regardless of age! So I turned around and told him that if he did it again I would throw him down 15 rows ahead of us! He took his frigging soda and dumped it over my head! That totally pissed me off because Marie-Eve and the guy sitting next to me got soaked more than I did.......
......I bet you're all wondering what I did after that. Aren't you? Well let me tell you that if any of you had been with me you'd wish that you brought a camera or something because all hell broke lose inside Theater #10 at the 3:15pm show of Spiderman 2!!!!
Marie-Eve took our popcorn bucket and whipped it back at the 3 teens, the guy beside me stood up turned around and said, "What the F#@&!!!!!!?!!!!!" and I grabbed the kid by the throat and his belt buckle and reverse suplexed him into the row in front of us! He chest landed on the top of the chair and I'm sure that his ribs cracked! The kid attempted to flail punches at me so I grabbed his right arm and gave him a side arm lock but I forced it so hard that I snapped his elbow and completely dislocated his arm! Stupid mouthy little bastard screamed and I gave him the hardest head butt I have ever placed on a human being! I picked him up by one of his legs and the widest part of his back and threw him down at least 11 rows down! The two teen girls grabbed Marie-Eve's hair and I gave one of them an uppercut with my right elbow. The other teen went into her bag and pulled out a knife but by the time she had it out I had soccer kicked her hand with my right External Cap Get-A-Grip shoe and it forced all of her fingers to break! Needless to say there was only silence and the sound of screaming and crying from our theater. No one dare to pull a knife on me! For I will promise you that you will pay a price so heavy that for generations to come, your children and your children's children will cry tears that will flood the Earth for 30 days and 30 nights as I grind your soul between my teeth and for the rest of your life you will always remember that you should never be so stupid as to use a knife against me!
If you've read through all of this then I must give you mad respect and apologize because all of this fight just ran through my head and didn't happen for real. ;) In fact all I did was turn around and tell them to shut up and believe me, they did! (With a few uneeded comments though.) That was that. I actually ran the rest of the "what if's" and "just in case" scenarios in my mind at the time. It's a good thing nothing happened or I'd probably be telling you all of these things after a lengthy police report. :P
The 3 teens sank into their seats when my whole row stood up during the credits. All of us were making comments about them and we all gave them the evil eye! They couldn't look at us in the eye and they just stared down to the floor. What a burn! The lesson to be learned here is if you know that you can beat your enemy then don't. It won't prove a thing. Just run several bad ass scenarios in your mind or with friends and all of you will feel so much better. :D :D :D :D