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so of all the places to go on to a spontaneous road trip.. we went to Utah. i mean full blown, closed on sunday, don't say god's name in vein, have 20 children mormon town, utah. my mom decided that it would be a really good idea to head up to utah and hike at zion. well, not only was it NOT a good idea it hurt A LOT. i dragged tasha along with me and we decided that the only thing that would make this trip worthwhile was if we bought retarded little kiddy floaters. i had a dolphin, and tasha had a frog floatie. i have to admit walking around wearing stupid little floating devices when everyone was all decked out in hiking gear and serious, was absolutely hilarious. i have never seen so many looks of confusion, amusement, and distaste in my life. the best part of the trip was tasha and i floating or at least attempting to float downstream with these objects. we looked like a bunch of rednecks crashing into every rock, and tasha went over some rapids. after countless hours of eating shit, twisting ankles, bleeding and bugs, we ended up with about a dozen bruises, exhausted beyond belief, and battle scars..

the best thing about coming home, besides seeing my bed.. singing backstreets boys and tlc all the way back. we should totally have our own show.