IT'S ME! I was the turkey ALL ALONG! [Voice/Action at 342 Brady]

[insectoidalien]

[CLACK! Seems like somebody's accidentally knocked the phone off the hook again.]

--IDERS! THEY WERE THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!!

[More crashes and screaming, followed by a repeated bashing noise that sounds distinctly like the handset being used as a weapon]

DIE! DIE! ALL YOU HAIRY ABOMINATIONS SHALL DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!![Guess who was lucky enough to

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[strike_you_out]

[Guess who finds your hysterical struggle MOST AMUSING. Commence laughter.]

[insectoidalien]

OH SHUT UP YOU-- [SUDDENLY EXPLOSIONS]

[strike_you_out]

[Holds the phone away for a moment until the explosions end. Oh, this is good.

And so is this eggnog. Things are about to get real giggly here in a minute...]

[insectoidalien]

[Better hold the earpiece away a little longer. The most unearthly screeching sounds - made by the spiders and Tak alike - are erupting from the earpiece at the moment]

[strike_you_out]

[He is now slightly deaf in that ear, but who cares. Delightful entertainment is worth more than an ear.

And now he will continue to sit back and enjoy this evening broadcast.]

[insectoidalien]

[The phone seems to have been forgotten for the time being, but you can clearly hear something heavy being swung around the room] IN! THE NAME! OF! THE! EMPIRE! YOU! WILL! SUBMIT!