IT'S ME! I was the turkey ALL ALONG! [Voice/Action at 342 Brady]
[CLACK! Seems like somebody's accidentally knocked the phone off the hook again.]
--IDERS! THEY WERE THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!!
[More crashes and screaming, followed by a repeated bashing noise that sounds distinctly like the handset being used as a weapon]
DIE! DIE! ALL YOU HAIRY ABOMINATIONS SHALL DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[Guess who was lucky enough to get the spider-filled turkey?]
--IDERS! THEY WERE THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!!
[More crashes and screaming, followed by a repeated bashing noise that sounds distinctly like the handset being used as a weapon]
DIE! DIE! ALL YOU HAIRY ABOMINATIONS SHALL DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[Guess who was lucky enough to get the spider-filled turkey?]