Space Milk! [old candy event]
The number one problem with being an Invader was overpowering curiosity.
Well, no, the number one problem would be capture by your enemies and the subsequent live dissection/ignominious execution back on the homeworld. But the job did call for the invader to get as much information as possible from any source possible, which drove Tak to grab a random candy out of the bucket and devour it. It was sweet, with a creamy texture. Blech. The things humans will put in their mouths… are… delicious….
Fast forward a few minutes, and you may hear the tiny green lady on the phone or see her on the street in her new crisp, white uniform toting a basket of milk bottles. Either way, you are likely to hear her say this:
"Hello, citizens of Mayfield! Have you had your milk today?"
Well, no, the number one problem would be capture by your enemies and the subsequent live dissection/ignominious execution back on the homeworld. But the job did call for the invader to get as much information as possible from any source possible, which drove Tak to grab a random candy out of the bucket and devour it. It was sweet, with a creamy texture. Blech. The things humans will put in their mouths… are… delicious….
Fast forward a few minutes, and you may hear the tiny green lady on the phone or see her on the street in her new crisp, white uniform toting a basket of milk bottles. Either way, you are likely to hear her say this:
"Hello, citizens of Mayfield! Have you had your milk today?"