Evanesco '99

[insectintegrity]

Comments

[drunkirishdude]

I'm sure glad nobody was nabbed for excessive interest in booze or beads or pink grass skirts!!!!

[insectintegrity]

We'll see if that still holds true when I finish researching the excuses, shall we?

[drunkirishdude]

You don't think it'll be a problem, do you?!?!??! I mean, whoever heard about any problems caused by drinking! It's ridiculous, really.

[insectintegrity]

It seems like anything except actually being a Death Eater could be a problem. For all I know, I could soon be Evanescod myself for having worn jewelled spectacles, or for compiling this information at all.

And I quite agree! I don't drink any more after my house arrest, but I don't see why it was such a problem!

[drunkirishdude]

Well those spectacles of yours are quite offensive you know...

You don't drink anymore??!?!? HOW??? How can you go through life without partaking in the joy of the drink!??!?!?!!! Your life truly must be a pitiful shell of what it once must have been.

[insectintegrity]

What could possibly be offensive about them?

I've been told that the writing I did under the influence of alcohol was not up to my usual standards, so for the sake of my calling, I must resist. My writing is too important, for myself and my readers!

My life is no pitiful shell, young drunken man.

[drunkirishdude]

They blind me eyes.

Wait, you have standards??? I mean, well... ok I don't know what I mean. I just know that alcohol makes everything all better, including those gaudy glasses of yours!!

[insectintegrity]

That's because you've put your beer goggles on.

Of course I have standards! When I have alcohol, I slur too much and my typing is atrocious. I need sobriety to produce my work!

[drunkirishdude]

Oh! I was wondering where those went!!

You know, Deanie says I produce me best work when I'm sloshed!!

[insectintegrity]

How very kind of him.

That doesn't work for everyone, though.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Yes, it is quite amazing, he is some sort of inebriated savant. He is amazing in any state of mind, of course, but a genius while drunk, and much more creative too! It almost makes me question the Buddha's directive against getting pissed.

[insectintegrity]

We can't all be an "inebriated savant," though, so I'll have to pass on further experiments with that.

[deanosovirtuoso]

Very true, it could be quite unsafe for some people.
By the way, Ms. Skeeter, I applaud you in your soberness! The sheep who seeks truth and justice to bring it to the attention of the flock must be operating with all facilities intact! Your writing is an inspiration to many.