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[insectintegrity]

THE NUMBER SIX
Six Tips to Get YOU Into the Wizarding Uni of Your Dreams
By special correspondent Rita Skeeter

Have you been struggling with applications, unable to find funds for your higher education, worried that your wand isn't up to university standards? This week's edition of The Number Six will tell you how to sell yourself to that

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[herbology_dork]

what if you aren't comfortable talking about your greatest tragedy and you are not sexy? is pirate-with-an-accent my best bet?

[paparazzi_colin]

I can help you with the sexy part Neville!!!

[herbology_dork]

sorry, what?

[paparazzi_colin]

All you need is a hot new look!!!

[herbology_dork]

but i like my look....

[paparazzi_colin]

Neville I have nothing against you personally, this is just a chance to improove the old new in order to make a better you!!!
Got it?

[herbology_dork]

but that's saying that my current look is not good, if it needs improvement. i am fine with me the way i am now. got it?

[paparazzi_colin]

You're the one that wanted to get into university dude!!!

[waitingfortom]

I LIKE IT TOO! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! YOU'RE JUST FINE AS YOU ARE!

[insectintegrity]

You can become sexy. I will send you contact information for my TransFigSurgeon, and you can be a whole new you!

Pirating might help you raise funds for the surgery.

[herbology_dork]

i do not want surgery!

[insectintegrity]

There's nothing to be afraid of. I could tell you all about it.

Or you could ask that House-mate of yours about her breasts, if you want to hear from someone your age.

[lookscomefirst]

They're super perky!