A Proclamation

[inscrutable]

I, Shawn Andrew Gaston, do hereby state that I will not make out with any women, slutty or otherwise, while guttermuffin is out of town next week. Additionally, I will not engage in any sexual relations involving the contact of genitals with hands, mouths, genitals or any other body region. I do also hereby declare that I will neither make out with nor

Comments

i never knew yr middle name until now.

[communique]

is this yr weird way of coming out?

Re: i never knew yr middle name until now.

[inscrutable]

You just want me to send nude photos to Mike.

Re: i never knew yr middle name until now.

[communique]

:D

[house_of_bone]

Witnessed,
house_of_bone

[everydaypanacea]

We. Are. Watching.

[baronsamedi]

good show

huh.

[sainte_4]

okay then.