Suck my pickle.
Ever try to sneeze while taking a piss? It's scary isnt it? It's scary cause, actually, you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says "STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!". Cause your brain knows...you might blow your asshole out
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Just kidding. .-.
You know, being the nasty, horrible, vindictive girlfriend I am, I can always take care of the dirty anonymous posters, Jackie. However, recognizing those low existances cause them to think they're important, and we can't have that, can we? Then they'll start running for President and where would we be? The simple grammatically-incorrect constituents as usual. Tsk tsk tsk. Best just to pat them on the head and send them on their way to go commit suicide or whatnot to either end or fulfill the rest of their lives for peace of themselves or, at least, anyone else.
And if I didn't know any better, I would share an inkling with you as to who it is. But, of course, people change, right?
Anyway, thank you for posting, Lover. Strange as it is, I appreciate it. I get more out of your feelings by talking to you, but this gives me a simple view as to how you present yourself in front of others and I like that you're happy. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, he is happy.
::kiss:: I love you, Angel.
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