Against my better judgment, I'm watching a clip of Rachael Ray's talk show...such is the torture I put myself through for cute men with accents lol. Fortunately (aside from her "I smoke 84 packs a day" voice), Rachael seems to have toned down the annoyingness a bit since the last time I watched her in anything. She's still evil incarnate though.
It's finally getting cold here! *rubs hands in glee* Thank God, because that summer shit's for the birds. I think fall may be my favorite season.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? some stupid bitchy patron at work
2. What is your weapon of choice? words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no
4. How about of the same sex? no
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? one of my parents probably
6. What is your pet peeve? people
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends. I've done both.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I have no clue
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1 pm or so
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? there's several
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? dunno
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes, but it's been a long time
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? not so much with the workouts
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none, didn't have it set
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? hmmmmm
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? a couple swallows at a time lol
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? lol no
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? less of one, as I've actually lost quite a bit in the past year
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? a combination of the above
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? ROFL
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? not many lol
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? no one aside from the people that should
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yep
4. Have you "done it"? no
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes/smile/hair
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? ew no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? dunno
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? pay off student loans and buy a bunch of stuff with the rest
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yeah
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 1007 (I'd have more but the computer would freak the fuck out)
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? graduating college
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? same as above
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? getting a real job with benefits and respect
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? nah
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? got a shirt for $2 on sale
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? car
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I wouldn't
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? someone who gets to hang around famous people and get paid for it lol
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? naturally
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? patience
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? yep, I'm over here just wringing my hands over the fact that you beat me to it
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? lust
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none...my family is Catholic but idgaf about religion
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? nah
5. What was the last promise you broke? don't remember
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? I didn't get anything and that was exactly what I wanted
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? security
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? no way
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? yes
6. Do you gamble? I have a couple of times
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? nah
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? failure
2. What did you do today that was really brave? LOL
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? don't really have one
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? depends on who
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? more courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? follower
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? yes
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? find some way out...hello Canada!
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yes, in certain cases
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? hmmm, someone never updated their survey...but anyway, I can finally say with conviction that he is NOT rightfully the president. Thank God.
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? I dunno if I'd call it my favorite, but I was oddly enthralled by Michael Jackson's trial. My mom and I spent an entire afternoon sitting around waiting for the verdict (and being disappointed in it) lol.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? a state senator in fourth grade lol
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? sometimes food
2. Do you collect anything? DVDs, music and books
3. Are you addicted to anything? caffeine
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? debit card
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? hmmmmmmm
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? all the fucking time
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Yoda
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? if I think it's good advice and it will work
4. What area are you wisest in? LOL
5. Do you drive defensively? mmhmmm
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no
7. What did you learn today? nothing
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? What exactly constitutes a heavenly virtue? I have my ticket pre-punched for hell, so heavenly virtues hold no interest for me.