a whole world of amazing
so, my friends, our beloved facebook has soared to new levels in its stalking abilities. yes yes, I know, such updates seem to come daily - but here, see this one. now, when you announce a relationship, the little cyborg cloney-bots that facebook calls its minions search through its photo databases. they find the first photo of you and said significant other, and they post this photo on the newsfeed along with an announcement of your now-entirely-too-public relationship. just for curiousity's sake, and because god knows I don't have three term papers to write or any of a number of other, better ways to spend my time, let's see what would happen if I were to announce my relationships...
for instance, if I made public the it's complicated type sex life of one daniel barker [or should I say aslan?] and I, this photo would be displayed:
yes, s & m across the board.
and were I to make it official that melissa weiss is a truly good fuck and therefore a worthy candidate, but that she was my good fuck and no one else's, this photo would grace your laptop space:
and if the fiery passion I feel for my lady robyn had played out to something official, you would all see this:
p.s. good sir justin - have no fear. this is only a mere trick of the eye, an optical illusion if you will. acrobatics are the only deviancy involved, and not the make-outery that seems apparent.
if the relationship with my lovely sara, for which I was forced to end my romps with robyn, were posted, you would see no image. this is not due to a lack of trying on facebook's part, however. I assure you.
now, as for my actual relationship, meet alex and I:
and I think that just about epitomizes it.
for instance, if I made public the it's complicated type sex life of one daniel barker [or should I say aslan?] and I, this photo would be displayed:
yes, s & m across the board.
and were I to make it official that melissa weiss is a truly good fuck and therefore a worthy candidate, but that she was my good fuck and no one else's, this photo would grace your laptop space:
and if the fiery passion I feel for my lady robyn had played out to something official, you would all see this:
p.s. good sir justin - have no fear. this is only a mere trick of the eye, an optical illusion if you will. acrobatics are the only deviancy involved, and not the make-outery that seems apparent.
if the relationship with my lovely sara, for which I was forced to end my romps with robyn, were posted, you would see no image. this is not due to a lack of trying on facebook's part, however. I assure you.
now, as for my actual relationship, meet alex and I:
and I think that just about epitomizes it.