Fucking Election Day

Nov 07, 2006 16:21

What a great fucking country we live in. I was looking at my ballot today and just couldn't comprehend how people would allow themselves to be living in this fucking one party system. Third Parties didn't make it on the ballot this year and there was no option for write-ins for the major offices in this district, so I turn over the ballot and notice some sections WITH write-ins. They would be the School Board and the Soil and Water Conservation Board. Well you can write in 3 people for the School Board and 2 for the other hippy faggot shit, so what kind of math did I do? Oh yes! Bile Nephrosis is 5 fucking members and guess what we care about the most?

That's fucking right! Public Education and saving the fucking disgusting sickening environment!!!!

So, I wrote in myself, jeremy and ben (who doesn't even live here) for school board and kyle and qa3 of borg (our drum machine, who along with kyle, doesn't live here) for the Captain Planet delegation or whatever the fuck it was. I will fucking wager that my vote counted more than anyone else's in this whole country. I left the rest of the ballot absolutely blank.

Ok here's the thing, the problem is that there are so many "no-no" issues out there that are so important but politicians get fucking blacklisted just for mentioning! A lot of these are extremely important to me, and here's a rundown:

1) Scrapping this fucking Mixed Economy bullshit and moving towards a free market (Even Republicans are a lot of times too afraid to liberalize the economy some. pussies.)
2) Removing this Zionist Occupied Government and pulling our resources and funds from that bastard, murdering state.
3) Legalizing drugs (for fuck's sake can we even get marijuana?)

These aren't going to be important to everyone, I know, but they are to me, and I'd like to see any mainstream politician grow a fucking spine and atleast mention "hey, maybe since I support the [bullshit] War in Iraq because Saddam Hussein was violating human rights, maybe I should recommend to my collegues that we stop funding a nation that violates human rights on a daily basis"

Nope that's too much.

Way too fucking much.
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