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Here's an updated list of what is fucking metal! (Notice I put a new number one,two, and three for what is metal)
What is Metal:
-THE FUCKING CLAW
-ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH BILE NEPHROSIS
-Miller Lite (thanks to BN)
-suicide with a high calibre pistol or a shotgun
-abortions
-blast beats
-corpse paint
-Satan
-Pagan Gods
-The Old Testament (in the sense that God killed a lot of people)
-supporting Palestine
-terrorism
-drinking until you throw up
-drinking until you piss yourself
-drinking until you need a liver transplant
-doing drugs harder than marijuana, even though marijuana can be metal
-supporting legalization of drugs
-laissez-faire capitalism
-school shootings
-the death of innocents
-murder
-mass murder
-serial murder
-watching animals devour humans
-disembowlment
-short hair (shaved heads) or extremely long hair
-tight guys jeans
-leather jackets
-denim vests with patches of metal bands
-destruction of the environment in anyway, shape or form
-deforestation
-clear cutting
-pollution
-strip mining
-foreign gore films
-exploitation films
-surgery
-medical examination
-the morgue
-not giving a fuck about the opposite sex
-Scandinavia
-The Netherlands
-Germany
-Britain
BEGIN UPDATE:
-dissection
-logic
-vivisection
-autopsies
-eating meat
-cannibalism
-cigarettes
-bum wine
-cheap beer
-bonging cheap beer
-bonging cheap beer out of a skull bong
-liquor (cheap)
-blacking out from drinking too much
-flannel
-torturing animals
-slaughterhouses
-castration
-human suffering
-laughing at human suffering
-getting erect/wet from human suffering
-grave digging
-exhuming corpses
-having sex with exhumed corpses
-having anal sex with exhumed corpses
-vomitting on the female sex
-urinating on the female sex
-defecating on the female sex
-mercury based wildlife reserves
-mutilation
-disfigurement
-accidents that result in mutiliation or disfigurement
-cutting through bone with a saw or bolt cutter
-rape
-anal rape
-gang rape
-rape induced by date rape drug
-ayn rand
-atlas shrugged
-clint eastwood
-bruce willis
-kurt russel
-mickey rourke
-social darwinism (last but not least)
What is NOT Metal:
-Democrats
-wearing girls jeans
-wearing make up that's not corpse paint
-supporting Israel
-metalcore
-metalcore breakdowns
-two steps
-suicide by cutting
-wearing girls clothes at all, for that matter
-long hair that is an emo or "scene haircut"
-emo
-ninjas
-robots
-dinosaurs
-crying
-letting your heart get broken
-liking Micahel Moore
-socialism
-giving money to charities
-giving two shits about Africa (specifically Darfar [sp?])
-liking "indie" films like Donnie Darko
-crying to indie films like Donnie Darko
-France
-being an environmentalist
-being a hippie
-listening to any jam bands like Widespread Panic
-thinking abortions aren't funny
-smoking only weed cuz you're too much of a pussy to do anything else
-thinking drugs shouldn't be legal
UPDATE BEINGS HERE:
-"making love"
-believing in foreign aid
-Canada
-not liking the site of blood
-being straight edge
-being vegetarian
-being vegan
-expensive wine
-expensive beer
-liquers (other than southern comfort and yagermeister)
-emotion
-being emotional
-self mutilation that doesn't result in death
-songs about love
-songs about missing someone
-songs about writing love letters
-love in general
-cute animals like kittens
-gay animals like butterflies
-working at earthfare and other environment friendly places
-being a member of the Sierra Club or Green Peace
-supporting PETA, ALF, ELF, etc
-getting mad at racist jokes
-The Green Party
-pretty much any organization of leftists (they are whiney pussies)
-acoustic instruments
-bluegrass
-pastel colored pop collared shirts
-any movie with Hugh Grant
-alec baldwin
-sean penn
-any other hollywood liberal
That'll do for now.
What is Metal:
-THE FUCKING CLAW
-ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH BILE NEPHROSIS
-Miller Lite (thanks to BN)
-suicide with a high calibre pistol or a shotgun
-abortions
-blast beats
-corpse paint
-Satan
-Pagan Gods
-The Old Testament (in the sense that God killed a lot of people)
-supporting Palestine
-terrorism
-drinking until you throw up
-drinking until you piss yourself
-drinking until you need a liver transplant
-doing drugs harder than marijuana, even though marijuana can be metal
-supporting legalization of drugs
-laissez-faire capitalism
-school shootings
-the death of innocents
-murder
-mass murder
-serial murder
-watching animals devour humans
-disembowlment
-short hair (shaved heads) or extremely long hair
-tight guys jeans
-leather jackets
-denim vests with patches of metal bands
-destruction of the environment in anyway, shape or form
-deforestation
-clear cutting
-pollution
-strip mining
-foreign gore films
-exploitation films
-surgery
-medical examination
-the morgue
-not giving a fuck about the opposite sex
-Scandinavia
-The Netherlands
-Germany
-Britain
BEGIN UPDATE:
-dissection
-logic
-vivisection
-autopsies
-eating meat
-cannibalism
-cigarettes
-bum wine
-cheap beer
-bonging cheap beer
-bonging cheap beer out of a skull bong
-liquor (cheap)
-blacking out from drinking too much
-flannel
-torturing animals
-slaughterhouses
-castration
-human suffering
-laughing at human suffering
-getting erect/wet from human suffering
-grave digging
-exhuming corpses
-having sex with exhumed corpses
-having anal sex with exhumed corpses
-vomitting on the female sex
-urinating on the female sex
-defecating on the female sex
-mercury based wildlife reserves
-mutilation
-disfigurement
-accidents that result in mutiliation or disfigurement
-cutting through bone with a saw or bolt cutter
-rape
-anal rape
-gang rape
-rape induced by date rape drug
-ayn rand
-atlas shrugged
-clint eastwood
-bruce willis
-kurt russel
-mickey rourke
-social darwinism (last but not least)
What is NOT Metal:
-Democrats
-wearing girls jeans
-wearing make up that's not corpse paint
-supporting Israel
-metalcore
-metalcore breakdowns
-two steps
-suicide by cutting
-wearing girls clothes at all, for that matter
-long hair that is an emo or "scene haircut"
-emo
-ninjas
-robots
-dinosaurs
-crying
-letting your heart get broken
-liking Micahel Moore
-socialism
-giving money to charities
-giving two shits about Africa (specifically Darfar [sp?])
-liking "indie" films like Donnie Darko
-crying to indie films like Donnie Darko
-France
-being an environmentalist
-being a hippie
-listening to any jam bands like Widespread Panic
-thinking abortions aren't funny
-smoking only weed cuz you're too much of a pussy to do anything else
-thinking drugs shouldn't be legal
UPDATE BEINGS HERE:
-"making love"
-believing in foreign aid
-Canada
-not liking the site of blood
-being straight edge
-being vegetarian
-being vegan
-expensive wine
-expensive beer
-liquers (other than southern comfort and yagermeister)
-emotion
-being emotional
-self mutilation that doesn't result in death
-songs about love
-songs about missing someone
-songs about writing love letters
-love in general
-cute animals like kittens
-gay animals like butterflies
-working at earthfare and other environment friendly places
-being a member of the Sierra Club or Green Peace
-supporting PETA, ALF, ELF, etc
-getting mad at racist jokes
-The Green Party
-pretty much any organization of leftists (they are whiney pussies)
-acoustic instruments
-bluegrass
-pastel colored pop collared shirts
-any movie with Hugh Grant
-alec baldwin
-sean penn
-any other hollywood liberal
That'll do for now.