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129. Super Crack Brothers: Pairings » by Duckstapler reviews
Another satirical fic of mine I came up with after reading some awful Smash Bros stories. This one parodies ridiculous fan pairings, starting with the classic, nonsensical Ness x Lucas.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-7-08
Wow. Let's pick on one of the few Smash Bros. ships that actually DOES have subtext! If this is Motherverse, I can understand, but this is Smash Bros. for chrissakes. If you want truly nonsensical without subtext or chemistry, try Marth x Mr. Game & Watch. roflcopters cardboard as it can get man.
Just a note, not all the pairings in this are homosexual. Just a lot of them. xD The silliest pairings usually are.
I dunno, ROB/Samus is outta left field compared to Snake/Ike. We got an official Nintendo screenshot to base the latter off of! :o
I'd say Dedede/Jigglypuff but now that brings strange plot bunnies to my head. God I'm not pure anymore. Why is it I think Kirby/Jigglypuff is boring, default and stupid but think Meta Knight/Jigglypuff (at least one-sided from Jiggly's part) is cute? I suppose before Brawl came out I thought of pairing them as a joke and a breath of fresh air from Kirby/Jiggly. XDDDD!
Bad parodies suck. They're just ranty carbon copies of badfic in the form of unfunny snark.
Other than that, things are going absolutely terrible in real life, but I'll save that for another entry. Icon kind of relevant. Oh gods how I dread the future.
Another satirical fic of mine I came up with after reading some awful Smash Bros stories. This one parodies ridiculous fan pairings, starting with the classic, nonsensical Ness x Lucas.
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-7-08
Wow. Let's pick on one of the few Smash Bros. ships that actually DOES have subtext! If this is Motherverse, I can understand, but this is Smash Bros. for chrissakes. If you want truly nonsensical without subtext or chemistry, try Marth x Mr. Game & Watch. roflcopters cardboard as it can get man.
Just a note, not all the pairings in this are homosexual. Just a lot of them. xD The silliest pairings usually are.
I dunno, ROB/Samus is outta left field compared to Snake/Ike. We got an official Nintendo screenshot to base the latter off of! :o
I'd say Dedede/Jigglypuff but now that brings strange plot bunnies to my head. God I'm not pure anymore. Why is it I think Kirby/Jigglypuff is boring, default and stupid but think Meta Knight/Jigglypuff (at least one-sided from Jiggly's part) is cute? I suppose before Brawl came out I thought of pairing them as a joke and a breath of fresh air from Kirby/Jiggly. XDDDD!
Bad parodies suck. They're just ranty carbon copies of badfic in the form of unfunny snark.
Other than that, things are going absolutely terrible in real life, but I'll save that for another entry. Icon kind of relevant. Oh gods how I dread the future.