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May 18, 2008 15:08

In our American society, we're supposed to be perfect nuclear families who get along with absolutely everybody. Does this mean I have to listen to my brother complain like a dead horse for losing a life in Brawl and then insist he's not screaming his fucking head off to the point of everybody in the house hearing him? No Mom, I'm not playing 2-Player with him, especially since he insists on always winning and being a spoiled brat should he lose multiple times and/or I get the victories and tries to hog all the limelight, glory and points when in Team Mode. What happens if I get the most coins? "NO NO NO NOT FAIR" And he's in fucking high school! BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HE'S AUTISTIC my family whines. Guess what, so am I. And I'm so much better fucking behaved than he is, so it's no fucking excuse.

Also, I'm fucking pissed off when everyone should've already known some common everyday knowledge that is PRESSED ON YOU FROM FUCKING EVERYWHERE, and yet still don't have a fucking clue. Dude, you should've known all your friggin' LIFE the sky is blue. But the news media would go, "Durrr... the sky is blue?" HIV-positive_man_receives_35_years_for_spitting_on_Dallas_police_officer. OMG SPIT IS A DEADLY WEAPON.

Oh god oh fucking god. PEOPLE SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS ALREADY: SPIT DOES NOT SPREAD HIV. Was the guy spitting blood? Does the police officer have open cuts and sores in his throat so that you know, the HIV would find a way to get in? 'Cause saliva can't give you HIV. You should already know the three things that do. 'Cause dammit, why should I have to explain it to people!?

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