Mario's Pad :: Exor's Grudge (Aka Phallic Symbols Galore!)

[insanepurin]

So stressed and tired. Here ya go! More Super Mario RPG! XD

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[sarajayechan]

*dying laughing here*

Meet Toad, aka the same individual badass who's in the Mario Karts and kicked Wart's ass at Subcon. Nomnomnom.

I miss that guy. He got all lost among every other Toad in the galaxy.

[insanepurin]

He's still around! Just that Toadette outshines him~! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

[mega_hassi]

Common sight in the Mushroom Kingdom, believe it or not. "LOOK OUT EVERYONE IT'S ARMEG--Oh wait, it's Mario, nevermind. Get the ol' trampoline again!"
That's probably the reason why they built the PipeHouse in the first place. ;D

Any secret is safe with Toad, so it's no surprise to him Mario is in a fierce threesome with Peach and Bowser.
Well it DOES explain why Bowser "kidnaps" her all the time... XD

Remember A Christmas Carol when Scrooge goes to open the door only for the knocker to turn into Jacob Marley's head, which howls his name and sends him off the porch? That's what happened to Mario here.

[GRATUITOUS RENDITION OF KNOCKER SCENE]It was not in impenetrable shadow as the castle walls were

[insanepurin]

*dies* WIN! But does it have pictures?

[gakurans]

"...Toad? Do you hate me?"

This whole thing made my morning. XD

[anima_mecanique]

I always suspected the whole 'kidnapping' schtick was just a game to liven things up in the bedroom.

You'd think a three-way between a princess, a heroic plumber, and a giant turtle-dinosaur wouldn't need 'livening up' but I guess that sort of thing might be totally passé in the Mushroom Kingdom D:

Also, "Karibaa" sounds like a Japanese rendering of "Calibur" to me. As in the last Excalibur minus the Ex, or possibly like the measurement of how big a bullet is, I dunno. I've been up for a long time.

[insanepurin]

You never know! Bowser seems the type to get bored easily. XD

Darn, my Engrish-reading skills must be that impaired when I'm under insomnia. XD I believe the names of Smithy's minions all relate to weaponry too.

[kahran042]

More likely Calibur as in Excalibur, seeing as he's a giant sword. :)

[oshiro_akina]

Pokemon references win. <333

"Not that Bowser's middle claw has something to say about it."

"Bowser: BITCH plz! What am I? Chopped liver!?"

XDDD

It makes me mad how people can ignore/forget about Bowser . . .