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Really only for my amusement. http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ Drabble maker with Chip/Ryan as the pairing. *is laughing a bit*
A Red Day To Kiss
Chip stepped longingly out into the sexy sunshine, and admired Ryan's foot. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a tiny sight."
Ryan climbed off the dinosaur and walked thoroughly across the grass to greet his lover. Chip patted Ryan on the fingernail and then tried to kiss him lovingly, but without success.
"That's all right," Ryan said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not dark," Chip. "Not as dark as the time we kissed at the beach."
Ryan nodded playfully. "We were ugly back in those days."
"Our eyes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Chip said. "Everything seems green and gorgeous when you're young."
"Of course," Ryan said. "But now we're fuzzy, we can still have fun. If we go about it wantingly."
"Wantingly?" Chip said . "But how?"
"With this," Ryan said and held out a huge tree. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."
Chip swallowed the tree at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss wantingly. They kissed like the smell of the air after a storm. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
The Miracle Of The Donkey
Chip hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like the smell of the air after a storm. He loathed it.
Every December, Chip would feel himself getting all dark inside. He refused to put up a Christmas dinosaur, he snapped at anyone huge enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Chip had to go to the mall to buy a sexy tree. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing lovingly around and so much Christmas music blaring longingly, he thought his eye would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a gorgeous man collecting for charity. Chip never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the gorgeous man dropped his bells and ran at the beach. There was a tiny donkey right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the gorgeous man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Chip rushed out and thoroughly pushed them both out of the way. There was a green bang and then everything went dark.
When Chip woke up, he was in a red room. There was a Christmas dinosaur in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Chip's fingernail hurt. A lot.
The gorgeous man came into the room. "I'm so fuzzy!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Ryan. You saved me from the truck. But your fingernail is broken."
Chip hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas dinosaur up and his fingernail was broken, he felt quite ugly, especially when he looked at Ryan.
"Your fingernail must hurt wantingly," Ryan said. "I think this will help." And he kissed Chip several times.
Now Chip felt very ugly indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Ryan. "I love you," he said, and kissed Ryan playfully.
"I love you too," said Ryan. Just then, the donkey ran into the room and nuzzled Chip's foot. "I brought him home with us," Ryan said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Chip said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
The Adventure Of The Donkey
Chip and Ryan were out for a sexy Valentine's walk at the beach. As they went, Ryan rested his hand on Chip's foot. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so dark, Chip was filled with huge dread.
"Do you suppose it's green here?" he asked longingly.
"You red silly," Ryan said, tickling Chip with his dinosaur. "It's completely ugly."
Just then, a gorgeous donkey leapt out from behind a pizza and kissed Ryan in the fingernail. "Aaargh!" Ryan screamed.
Things looked tiny. But Chip, although he was fuzzy, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a tree and, like the smell of the air after a storm, beat the donkey wantingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to kiss innocent people."
Then he clasped Ryan close. Ryan was bleeding lovingly. "My darling," Chip said, and pressed his lips to Ryan's eye.
"I love you," Ryan said playfully, and expired in Chip's arms.
Chip never loved again.
Chip and Ryan
by William Shakespeare
Enter Chip
Ryan appears above at a window
Chip:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the tree, and Ryan is the donkey.
Arise, fuzzy donkey, and kiss the ugly dinosaur.
See, how he leans his eye upon his fingernail!
O, that I were a glove upon that fingernail,
That I might touch that eye!
Ryan:
O Chip, Chip! wherefore art thou Chip?
What's in a name? That which we call a foot
By any other name would smell as sexy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the smell of the air after a storm"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove green.
Chip:
Swain, by yonder ugly dinosaur I swear
That tips at the beach the tiny pizza--
Ryan:
O, swear not by the dinosaur, the red dinosaur,
That thoroughly changes in its gorgeous orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise gorgeous.
Sweet, huge night! A thousand times huge night!
Parting is such dark sorrow,
That I shall say huge night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Chip:
Sleep dwell upon thine eye, peace in thy fingernail!
Would I were sleep and peace, so playfully to rest!
wantingly will I to my fuzzy foot's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my sexy foot to tell.
The Tiny Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Chip strode along the path, making for Ugly Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Huge Pizza, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Fingernail.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his red tree just in time to face the sexy man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck longingly, and Chip barely raised his tree to meet the attack. They fought long and playfully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Chip found himself forced to one knee, the man's tree pressed to his dark foot. "I am Ryan of Ugly Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Huge Pizza. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you at the beach."
But Chip had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his tree with a twist, overpowered Ryan and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Chip said, looking down upon him.
Ryan's eye shimmered like the smell of the air after a storm. "I have underestimated you, Chip. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Chip's desire was enflamed. His foot throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Ryan like a donkey. Chip caressed Ryan's gorgeous eye and he responded. They came together lovingly, and their joining was as fuzzy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet dinosaur!" Chip groaned and kissed Ryan as wantingly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Chip said. "That's where I put the Huge Pizza for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed thoroughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their green love. "We will stay together forever," Ryan said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Fingernail never got the Huge Pizza and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Lovingly Tripping
Chip tripped along wantingly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ryan, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a donkey hopping along, carrying a pizza in its mouth.
Chip was almost at the beach when he came across an ugly cake, lying alone on a fuzzy plate. "That must be a treat from my red bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sexy, so he ate it.
It gave him the most green tingling sensation in his fingernail. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ryan.
When Ryan came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Chip cried longingly.
"Your eye! And your foot!" Ryan said. "They're huge! Can't you feel it?"
Chip felt his eye and his foot. They were indeed quite huge. "Oh, no!" Chip said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that ugly cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Ryan said. "I got you a tree. It must have been that tiny man who lives nearby. He acts a little thoroughly, ever since he kissed a dinosaur."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Chip sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ryan said playfully, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your eye is really gorgeous like that."
"Really?" Chip dried her tears. Chip kissed Ryan and it was an entirely dark sensation, like the smell of the air after a storm.
They spent the night having entirely dark sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Gorgeous Lang Syne
Chip sipped longingly at his drink and stood gorgeous behind a dinosaur. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel ugly and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how green his eye got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Chip knew very well why he was at the party: to see Ryan.
Ah, Ryan. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his tiny fingernail made Chip's heart beat like the smell of the air after a storm.
But tonight everyone was masked. Chip peered thoroughly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Ryan. There, he thought, the man over by the tree, the sexy one with the donkey mask. It had to be Ryan. No one else could look so red, even in a donkey mask.
He began to walk Chip's way and Chip started to panic. What if he actually talked to Chip?
Ryan came right up to Chip and Chip thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Ryan said lovingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the pizza," Chip said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so fuzzy.
Just then, a dark voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Chip's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Ryan might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Ryan swept Chip into his arms, bent him at the beach, and kissed Chip wantingly, slipping him the tongue and groping his foot.
Chip could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out playfully and pulled Ryan's mask off his face. It was Ryan! "I knew it was you," Chip said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Ryan said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Chip watched him go. He would be right back, Chip was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
I'm Dreaming Of A Tiny Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Chip sat lovingly at the beach, sipping fuzzy eggnog.
He looked at the dark pizza hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Ryan had hung it there, just before they looked at each other playfully and then fell into each other's arms and kissed each other's fingernail.
If only I hadn't been so sexy, Chip thought, pouring a red amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Ryan might not have got so green and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away an ugly tear and held his eye in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a gorgeous voice lifted longingly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a tiny Christmas
Just like the smell of the air after a storm
Chip ran to the door. It was Ryan, looking huge all over with snow.
"I missed you wantingly," Ryan said. "And I wanted to kiss your fingernail again."
Chip hugged Ryan and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Ryan said.
"I think so too," Chip said and they kissed each other's fingernail until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted donkey foot and lived thoroughly until Chip got drunk again.
To Playfully Kiss
Chip and Ryan were celebrating a huge Valentine's Day together. Chip had cooked a gorgeous dinner and they ate at the beach by candlelight.
"My darling," Ryan said, stroking Chip's fingernail, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Chip. "It is but a green token of my sexy love."
Chip opened the box. Inside was a red pizza! He gazed at it thoroughly. Then he gazed at Ryan thoroughly. "It's dark," Chip said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a fuzzy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the smell of the air after a storm. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Ryan read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other lovingly as the crone cackled some more. Chip's foot began to tremble. Then Ryan shrugged, pulled out a dinosaur, and hit the crone on her eye. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Chip said and kissed Ryan wantingly. "This is a tiny Valentine's Day!"
They longingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
A Red Day To Kiss
Chip stepped longingly out into the sexy sunshine, and admired Ryan's foot. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a tiny sight."
Ryan climbed off the dinosaur and walked thoroughly across the grass to greet his lover. Chip patted Ryan on the fingernail and then tried to kiss him lovingly, but without success.
"That's all right," Ryan said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not dark," Chip. "Not as dark as the time we kissed at the beach."
Ryan nodded playfully. "We were ugly back in those days."
"Our eyes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Chip said. "Everything seems green and gorgeous when you're young."
"Of course," Ryan said. "But now we're fuzzy, we can still have fun. If we go about it wantingly."
"Wantingly?" Chip said . "But how?"
"With this," Ryan said and held out a huge tree. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."
Chip swallowed the tree at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss wantingly. They kissed like the smell of the air after a storm. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
The Miracle Of The Donkey
Chip hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like the smell of the air after a storm. He loathed it.
Every December, Chip would feel himself getting all dark inside. He refused to put up a Christmas dinosaur, he snapped at anyone huge enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Chip had to go to the mall to buy a sexy tree. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing lovingly around and so much Christmas music blaring longingly, he thought his eye would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a gorgeous man collecting for charity. Chip never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the gorgeous man dropped his bells and ran at the beach. There was a tiny donkey right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the gorgeous man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Chip rushed out and thoroughly pushed them both out of the way. There was a green bang and then everything went dark.
When Chip woke up, he was in a red room. There was a Christmas dinosaur in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Chip's fingernail hurt. A lot.
The gorgeous man came into the room. "I'm so fuzzy!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Ryan. You saved me from the truck. But your fingernail is broken."
Chip hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas dinosaur up and his fingernail was broken, he felt quite ugly, especially when he looked at Ryan.
"Your fingernail must hurt wantingly," Ryan said. "I think this will help." And he kissed Chip several times.
Now Chip felt very ugly indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Ryan. "I love you," he said, and kissed Ryan playfully.
"I love you too," said Ryan. Just then, the donkey ran into the room and nuzzled Chip's foot. "I brought him home with us," Ryan said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Chip said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
The Adventure Of The Donkey
Chip and Ryan were out for a sexy Valentine's walk at the beach. As they went, Ryan rested his hand on Chip's foot. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so dark, Chip was filled with huge dread.
"Do you suppose it's green here?" he asked longingly.
"You red silly," Ryan said, tickling Chip with his dinosaur. "It's completely ugly."
Just then, a gorgeous donkey leapt out from behind a pizza and kissed Ryan in the fingernail. "Aaargh!" Ryan screamed.
Things looked tiny. But Chip, although he was fuzzy, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a tree and, like the smell of the air after a storm, beat the donkey wantingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to kiss innocent people."
Then he clasped Ryan close. Ryan was bleeding lovingly. "My darling," Chip said, and pressed his lips to Ryan's eye.
"I love you," Ryan said playfully, and expired in Chip's arms.
Chip never loved again.
Chip and Ryan
by William Shakespeare
Enter Chip
Ryan appears above at a window
Chip:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the tree, and Ryan is the donkey.
Arise, fuzzy donkey, and kiss the ugly dinosaur.
See, how he leans his eye upon his fingernail!
O, that I were a glove upon that fingernail,
That I might touch that eye!
Ryan:
O Chip, Chip! wherefore art thou Chip?
What's in a name? That which we call a foot
By any other name would smell as sexy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the smell of the air after a storm"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove green.
Chip:
Swain, by yonder ugly dinosaur I swear
That tips at the beach the tiny pizza--
Ryan:
O, swear not by the dinosaur, the red dinosaur,
That thoroughly changes in its gorgeous orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise gorgeous.
Sweet, huge night! A thousand times huge night!
Parting is such dark sorrow,
That I shall say huge night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Chip:
Sleep dwell upon thine eye, peace in thy fingernail!
Would I were sleep and peace, so playfully to rest!
wantingly will I to my fuzzy foot's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my sexy foot to tell.
The Tiny Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Chip strode along the path, making for Ugly Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Huge Pizza, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Fingernail.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his red tree just in time to face the sexy man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck longingly, and Chip barely raised his tree to meet the attack. They fought long and playfully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Chip found himself forced to one knee, the man's tree pressed to his dark foot. "I am Ryan of Ugly Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Huge Pizza. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you at the beach."
But Chip had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his tree with a twist, overpowered Ryan and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Chip said, looking down upon him.
Ryan's eye shimmered like the smell of the air after a storm. "I have underestimated you, Chip. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Chip's desire was enflamed. His foot throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Ryan like a donkey. Chip caressed Ryan's gorgeous eye and he responded. They came together lovingly, and their joining was as fuzzy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet dinosaur!" Chip groaned and kissed Ryan as wantingly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Chip said. "That's where I put the Huge Pizza for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed thoroughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their green love. "We will stay together forever," Ryan said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Fingernail never got the Huge Pizza and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Lovingly Tripping
Chip tripped along wantingly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ryan, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a donkey hopping along, carrying a pizza in its mouth.
Chip was almost at the beach when he came across an ugly cake, lying alone on a fuzzy plate. "That must be a treat from my red bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sexy, so he ate it.
It gave him the most green tingling sensation in his fingernail. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ryan.
When Ryan came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Chip cried longingly.
"Your eye! And your foot!" Ryan said. "They're huge! Can't you feel it?"
Chip felt his eye and his foot. They were indeed quite huge. "Oh, no!" Chip said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that ugly cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Ryan said. "I got you a tree. It must have been that tiny man who lives nearby. He acts a little thoroughly, ever since he kissed a dinosaur."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Chip sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ryan said playfully, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your eye is really gorgeous like that."
"Really?" Chip dried her tears. Chip kissed Ryan and it was an entirely dark sensation, like the smell of the air after a storm.
They spent the night having entirely dark sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Gorgeous Lang Syne
Chip sipped longingly at his drink and stood gorgeous behind a dinosaur. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel ugly and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how green his eye got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Chip knew very well why he was at the party: to see Ryan.
Ah, Ryan. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his tiny fingernail made Chip's heart beat like the smell of the air after a storm.
But tonight everyone was masked. Chip peered thoroughly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Ryan. There, he thought, the man over by the tree, the sexy one with the donkey mask. It had to be Ryan. No one else could look so red, even in a donkey mask.
He began to walk Chip's way and Chip started to panic. What if he actually talked to Chip?
Ryan came right up to Chip and Chip thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Ryan said lovingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the pizza," Chip said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so fuzzy.
Just then, a dark voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Chip's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Ryan might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Ryan swept Chip into his arms, bent him at the beach, and kissed Chip wantingly, slipping him the tongue and groping his foot.
Chip could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out playfully and pulled Ryan's mask off his face. It was Ryan! "I knew it was you," Chip said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Ryan said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Chip watched him go. He would be right back, Chip was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.
I'm Dreaming Of A Tiny Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Chip sat lovingly at the beach, sipping fuzzy eggnog.
He looked at the dark pizza hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Ryan had hung it there, just before they looked at each other playfully and then fell into each other's arms and kissed each other's fingernail.
If only I hadn't been so sexy, Chip thought, pouring a red amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Ryan might not have got so green and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away an ugly tear and held his eye in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a gorgeous voice lifted longingly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a tiny Christmas
Just like the smell of the air after a storm
Chip ran to the door. It was Ryan, looking huge all over with snow.
"I missed you wantingly," Ryan said. "And I wanted to kiss your fingernail again."
Chip hugged Ryan and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Ryan said.
"I think so too," Chip said and they kissed each other's fingernail until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted donkey foot and lived thoroughly until Chip got drunk again.
To Playfully Kiss
Chip and Ryan were celebrating a huge Valentine's Day together. Chip had cooked a gorgeous dinner and they ate at the beach by candlelight.
"My darling," Ryan said, stroking Chip's fingernail, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Chip. "It is but a green token of my sexy love."
Chip opened the box. Inside was a red pizza! He gazed at it thoroughly. Then he gazed at Ryan thoroughly. "It's dark," Chip said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a fuzzy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the smell of the air after a storm. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Ryan read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other lovingly as the crone cackled some more. Chip's foot began to tremble. Then Ryan shrugged, pulled out a dinosaur, and hit the crone on her eye. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Chip said and kissed Ryan wantingly. "This is a tiny Valentine's Day!"
They longingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.