the designer blowout sale on hautelook.com began this morning at 8am.
james perse tops for $4 each, foley & corinna bags under $50, jbrands for $15, william rast jeans $22, mike & chris outerwear for $22, elizabeth and james tanks $9.50, etc.......
AND I DIDN'T GET A GODDAMN THING BECAUSE BITCHES LIKE TO KEEP SHIT IN THEIR CART AND CONTINUE SHOPPING WHICH PREVENTS DESERVING BUYERS LIKE ME FROM GETTING AT THEM, NOW EVERYTHING IS SOLD OUT, FUCK
anyway, my brother got me a taser for christmas.
a fucking TASER
is that not the best and most approrpiate gift given to a sister by an older brother?
don't tase me, bro!
i WILL tase you, bro.
edit: the engagement of zooey deschanel and ben gibbard. can you say most indie wedding... possibly ever.