First Canvas ~ Accidental Audio//English

[innocentcolours]

What the…? What on Earth is going on? Oh, goodness gracious where am I?

[There's the sound of frantic pacing, and then a small, rather unmanly shriek as Nathaniel looks through the porthole.]

A ship? A ship? I don't remember getting on a ship! And I certainly wasn't drunk last night, so this can't be some sort of awful mistake… Oh Lord! Have I been

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[chopshopgoddess]

Hate to say it, but it's totally not a dream. [Sorry, buddy. She wishes it was a dream, too.]

[innocentcolours]

Blast it!

Ah - forgive me, miss, no situation calls for expletives in the presence of a lady. It's just I cannot see why anyone would want to take me somewhere against my will, for I am only an art student, and a penniless one at that.

[chopshopgoddess]

Same here, I'm a broke mechanic, but...guess there's areason for it, right? [There'd better be.]

[innocentcolours]

I dearly hope so. Still, I daresay we shall be rescued in due course. After all, we must all already be missed from our homes, so the police must already be searching for us!

[Think, Nathaniel, think! Find a less distressing topic before you work this young lady up into a complete nervous tizzy!]

A... mechanic, you say? How intriguing! I personally find it delightful that women are branching out a little more in this modern age, though of course not so much that they cannot care for house and children!

[He's honestly not trying to be sexist ass. Really.]

[chopshopgoddess]

I uh...somehow doubt it. From what I've heard they don't even notice you're gone, cause sometimes people go home then come back and...yeah. 'S like time...stops or something.

[...What.]

Excuse me?

[innocentcolours]

B-but that's... well, that's quite impossible, miss! I--I mean no offence, of course, but perhaps you are a little over-excited by these terrible proceedings? One hears that such dispositions can cause a woman to have such notions that clear up right away once they calm down.

[chopshopgoddess]

[>:|]

Oh, it's totally not impossible. Ask anyone else.

Overexcited?

...Dispositions? [Oh so dangerous tone here]

[innocentcolours]

[Nate hears that tone, and it makes him even more afraid of women than usual. Thus, he goes into babble mode.]

Yes, quite! It's all been researched by fine, upstanding medical men. Please, miss, try not to become too... too agitated. I doubt there is a suitable doctor aboard this vessel to attend to you.