Sep 06, 2009 12:48
What the…? What on Earth is going on? Oh, goodness gracious where am I?
[There's the sound of frantic pacing, and then a small, rather unmanly shriek as Nathaniel looks through the porthole.]
A ship? A ship? I don't remember getting on a ship! And I certainly wasn't drunk last night, so this can't be some sort of awful mistake… Oh Lord! Have I been kidnapped? But who in God's name would want anything with me?
[Springs creak as Nathaniel sinks onto his bed, and then moans in utter bewilderment.]
I hope this is all some sort of terrible dream…
brb having a heart attack,
asfsjksg,
dash and drat it!,
oh goodness gracious