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[inmy_balls]

[When the PCD clicks on, Nathan looks very, very nervous.  This can be noted as he backs his face away to sit across from it.  He fidgets with his hands and clears his throat before looking up.  Obviously, the matter is very serious.]

I need to know how many of you…haven’t played a video game before.  And I don’t mean just in this place because

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[alwaysreturned]

Not still on about that, are you?

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[inmy_balls]

It's important! You need to play, Robbie!

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[alwaysreturned]

Fat chance on that. 'Sides, Quidditch is loads better than any dumb old muggle game.

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[inmy_balls]

...Quid-what?

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[alwaysreturned]

Wouldn't expect a muggle like yourself to know.

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[inmy_balls]

Well stop makin' shit up to get outta havin' fun!

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[alwaysreturned]

Not making it up. S'only the best sport there is.

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[inmy_balls]

Yeah, that's why I've never heard of it.

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[alwaysreturned]

That's your problem if you don't do sports. Bet those games of yours are a load of rubbish.

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[inmy_balls]

I've played sports before. The kind that exist.

They're worth more than made-up fairy tale games.

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[alwaysreturned]

They exist if you're not a muggle. We're working on it here, too.

Not likely. Nothing beats a flying racing broom.

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[inmy_balls]

....that's the gayest shit I've heard since ever. First of all, Robbie, brooms don't fly unless you're a witch. Are you a witch? I didn't think so.

Second, witches don't exist.

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[alwaysreturned]

Come off it. Already told you I had magic, didn't I? Racing brooms are real, got one mostly made now. You're just too thick to see out from your underside something exists.

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[inmy_balls]

Prove it. Fly on a broom right now in front of me.

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[alwaysreturned]

Did you even bother to listen? Can't right now, we're still finishing making one. Can't just pick up any old broomstick.

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[inmy_balls]

And why the fuck not?