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[inmy_balls]

[When the PCD clicks on, Nathan looks very, very nervous.  This can be noted as he backs his face away to sit across from it.  He fidgets with his hands and clears his throat before looking up.  Obviously, the matter is very serious.]

I need to know how many of you…haven’t played a video game before.  And I don’t mean just in this place because

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[Video]

[wingsandwill]

Video games are what is played on cell phones, correct?

[He's seem Sam play them before, but he's never seen a console video game, or even one on a normal computer.]

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

Yeah, they can be, but there's also PlayStation and Xbox, or the Wii for pussies and children.

....I take it you're not a fan?

[Oh, Castiel.]

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

[Good thing Castiel is extremely oblivious to most offensiveness.]

I have never had opportunity to form an opinion.

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

[...that's seriously a plus when dealing with Nathan.]

So...you've never played.

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

[He just shakes his head slightly.]

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

[Staring. He's judging you, Castiel.]

You poor, poor soul. I don't know whether I should beat ya for not playin' what ya had in your world or......hug you.

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

[He stares right back. Into your soul.]

Neither.

Is it that interesting of an experience?

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

I think ya need a hug.

[Wait-- what kind of question is that?]

Of COURSE it's interesting! It's more than interesting, it's fucking-- it's like that after-sex feelin'. Y'know. When you're on top of the world and everything is great and nothing hurts. Like that, only usually more violently.

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

I do not.

[And... Headtilting all the way to the side. There is so much about those statements that he can't even.]

Oh.

[He just can't say anything more intelligent than that. He's baffled.]

[Video]

[inmy_balls]

Sure you do! Everyone does!

[It's amazing, right?]

Yep. Just like that.

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

It seems that video games must be an... Interesting experience.

[He's going to ask his human friends later. Maybe one of them will have a description that makes more sense.]

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[inmy_balls]

...let me guess, you're a virgin?

[Anyone might make more sense than him.]

You and I...we can, uh, change that.

[Video] 1/4 because I can and never get a chance

[wingsandwill]

[Video] 2/4

[wingsandwill]

[Video] 3/4

[wingsandwill]

[Video] 4/4

[wingsandwill]

No.