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[inmy_balls]

I don't know what everyone's goin' on about these dreams for, the boogeyman ain't gonna get ya or anythin'.  What I wanted to know was if anyone wanted a roommate.  I have this nice flat, yeah?  It's pretty quiet around here and I could use some company.  I have HD TV and a lounge and gourmet fuckin' food.  [How much of that is real again?]  Just

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[soundsofdrums]

HD TV. Riiiiight.

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[inmy_balls]

I just haven't found one yet!

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[soundsofdrums]

You're not going to.

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[inmy_balls]

Eh-- [Yes. His voice just cracked.]

What're ya talkin' about?

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[soundsofdrums]

There are no televisions here.

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[inmy_balls]

No...video games?

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[soundsofdrums]

Nope. No electricity or running water, even, in the vast majority of the city.

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[inmy_balls]

Well what the FUCK kind of place is this?!

First I die, then I get buried alive, then I find out none of my friends are here, but no video games just takes the cake!

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[soundsofdrums]

Aww, poor baby. Though the lack of electricity is terribly inconvenient to me. Difficult to tinker with electronics without any power. Thankfully, there's a generator in this part of the city.

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[inmy_balls]

Hey you shut up! No man should have to go forth without the pleasure of virtually blowin' someone's head off!

...where's that? You know how to work it?

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[soundsofdrums]

It's more fun to do it in reality.

Of course I do. It's a rubbish, junk child's toy to me.

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[inmy_balls]

So then you can give me electricity and build me a TV, yeah?

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[soundsofdrums]

If I felt like it. Even with a TV, it isn't as if you would receive a transmission on it.

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[inmy_balls]

Maybe you could make me video games!

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[soundsofdrums]

....no.

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[inmy_balls]

...why not?