Apr 23, 2004 13:10
I know that i have been upset and down on myself for all of this shit that seems to be swirling around 831 Mt Vernon lately, but HooHAGH! i hit the big time. ok, so i broke the back, am getting sued by a dentist over a bounced check from my insurance company, my parents are both preparing for federal prison, i lost my job because health insurance is more expensive than training new morons, got dumped by what i'm pretty sure is the only woman who'll ever love me, and am bald as a cue at the ripe old age of 25 - well COMPLAIN NO MORE, BITCHES!!
i hit the Jizzz-ackpot. i found a twenty dollar bill at 7-11 yesterday. that is right $20.00 AMERICAN! that is in upwards of 2,000 Pennies. And frankly the way the yen performed against the euro yesterday i think that i could turn this into 20.04 in the currency markets EASY!
SO SUCK MY DICK YOU LOSER BASTARDS, i'm taking my $20.00 to Walmart, i'm getting me a pack o' smokes and some bullets and we are gonna have us a Battle Royale!
OUT.