Tyler: "If I ever bring a girl over here again that isn't Austin, slap her and shoot me."
Me: "Why, what happened?"
Tyler: "I just slept with one of my really really really good friends ex girlfriends."
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHA."
Tyler: "I didn't want to but it happened."
Me: "How do you NOT WANT TO and still let it happen
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