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[ingenue_bait]

Will someone kindly tell me why if my entire life story is considered popular entertainment, it must be so... popular? By which I mean the deplorable quality of this "musical" I have heard tell of. The man would not get a job notating scores, where I am from. And while opera is rarely notable for great poetry, lines like "it's over now, the music

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[wichita_kansas]

God, I remember the theater kids in high school bounding around in their all-black attire, queening up the entire school with their reenactments from Phantom of the Opera. You poor guy.

[ingenue_bait]

I... met some children in Salem who appeared to match this description. I do not know the meaning of the word "queening."

[wichita_kansas]

Gaying up the place with their musicals.

Children reenacting your life story? Sounds pretty rough. Sorry, man.

[ingenue_bait]

It did not improve my mood any, so I could not call it "gay."

However, I did not witness this reenactment, for which I am grateful.

[wichita_kansas]

...so, where are you from? When, more specifically, are you from? I've never seen Phantom.

[ingenue_bait]

I would rather not be connected with that trash.

Last I knew, it was the year 1881 in Paris.