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This might be a bit premature, but that's something you've got to get used to around me. I hate Christmas time. See, some of you might be thinking, "but Kory, Christmas is still a few months away!" Yes, this is all true. However, some ass fucks have already started to put Christmas lights and decorations up. These people should just be thankful that assault of all degrees is a crime.
Why in God's name would you put decorations up this early? I can hardly see the point of putting up these "ornaments," at all, let alone so early. What's the point? There is none. All for the name of "Christmas Cheer?" Hogwash. Or perhaps I should say Bah Humbug, but I don't care too much. Sure, everyone has a little bit of "cheer" at the start of the holidays. But, you know...It doesn't last. It's like a bad case of diarrhea. Everyone gets it every once in a while, but it's best to just let it run through your system. It'll be over with soon enough. People who are cheerful all year round are just pretending. Or, alternatively, I fucking hate them. No one really likes Christmas time, except for getting presents, but that's balanced out by the fact that people expect you to get them things. And give it to them with a smile.
True Christmas spirit can be seen at an event that happens at many nepotal christmas gatherings. The lottery. When everyone comes in with a gift, and puts it into a pool to be randomly given out. You'll have a few people bring really nice gifts...and then some people bring average gifts. But most everyone brings the shitty ass gift they got from the back, back, back shelf in some walmart. Then the people who get the nice gifts are ostracized from the family for the remainded of the evening.
No, I think you all pretty much know what my idea of Christmas would be, so I won't go too much into detail.
Oh, and for anyone who doesn't celebrate Christmas, I don't know about your holiday, and it doesn't get me presents, so I don't care.
Why in God's name would you put decorations up this early? I can hardly see the point of putting up these "ornaments," at all, let alone so early. What's the point? There is none. All for the name of "Christmas Cheer?" Hogwash. Or perhaps I should say Bah Humbug, but I don't care too much. Sure, everyone has a little bit of "cheer" at the start of the holidays. But, you know...It doesn't last. It's like a bad case of diarrhea. Everyone gets it every once in a while, but it's best to just let it run through your system. It'll be over with soon enough. People who are cheerful all year round are just pretending. Or, alternatively, I fucking hate them. No one really likes Christmas time, except for getting presents, but that's balanced out by the fact that people expect you to get them things. And give it to them with a smile.
True Christmas spirit can be seen at an event that happens at many nepotal christmas gatherings. The lottery. When everyone comes in with a gift, and puts it into a pool to be randomly given out. You'll have a few people bring really nice gifts...and then some people bring average gifts. But most everyone brings the shitty ass gift they got from the back, back, back shelf in some walmart. Then the people who get the nice gifts are ostracized from the family for the remainded of the evening.
No, I think you all pretty much know what my idea of Christmas would be, so I won't go too much into detail.
Oh, and for anyone who doesn't celebrate Christmas, I don't know about your holiday, and it doesn't get me presents, so I don't care.