My new OT3! And more crack...

[industrialgirl1]

After having another inspiring conversation with istne_pieklo this sick, little brainchild was born. There's not enough Kyuu-chan love in this world and I'm trying to work against that sad fact. This is kind of a sequel for my last crack so you might want to read that first. It's also dialog only and not funny at all.

title: Of Threesomes and Love

Comments

[helike]

We all love Kyuubi XDD

[industrialgirl1]

OMG you coloured it!!!! That picture is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.
And Sasuke's conversation skills are legendary. But really with an ass like that who would ever even want him to talk?
I have no idea what you're trying to say about Kyuubi's pervertedness. It's all him, I swear. I had nothing to do with it. >_> And really being inside Naruto for so many years must have dealt him some psychological damage.

[helike]

XDD I couldn't resist XDD Who will now believe that Kyuubi is an embodiment of a disaster? :P Your icon is awesome XDD

It all depends on what the other person have in their mind :P

Actually, I meant Kakashi's or Jiraiya's influence :P Hard to believe that Kyuubi is perverted by nature XDD

[industrialgirl1]

Hard to believe that Kyuubi is perverted by nature
I really think you underestimate him. Maybe he was just sexually frustrated when he attacked Konoha. You never know.;-)
And when I see Sasuke the only thing that comes to mind is: "omg, smexy!!!!!1" and clearly hundreds of fangirls and Madara agree. He's mine, mine, MINE!!!!!

[istne_pieklo]

*instant death* OMFG, I laughed my brain off! There it goes, floating away from me in the wind. First I read this uber-angsty chapter 405 and then this, right after it, and my brain has totally slipped away! ^____^
This was so hilarious! Kyuu-chan kicks ass! Don't let him reunite with Maddy aka Madara, or the world will fall! XDD

[industrialgirl1]

I'M SO SORRY!!! But you read the disclaimer so you can't sue me for emotional cruelness. And maybe if you're fast you can still catch it before it crosses the country border.
I started reading 405 but I couldn't continue. I was already crying anyway so reading it would have been suicide.

[istne_pieklo]

*stares at your icon* It's either Kyuubi's childhood self or the state he's regressed to while having been imprisoned within Naruto))) Imagine Madara's reaction when they extract him and find out he's become like this! The whole Akatsuki (or what's left of it which isn't much) + Squad Hawk will die of kawai overdose!
I can imagine... *hugs*

[industrialgirl1]

Isn't it cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute? You are very free to steal it if you want. ^^ I think he developed into this cute, fluffy pet. Must be Naruto's influence. Or maybe it was Ramen overdose?
And as for Akatsuki's reaction:
*stare at the cuteness that is Kyuu-chan*
"what the... what IS this? and where does the purple bow come from?"
"is this really the most fearsome of the tailed beasts??? well, then fuck this. I've had it with the evilness. I've always wanted my own Sea Life anyway."
"Hn. Must be Itachi haunting me from beyond the grave. I knew he was evil."
"so, what are we going to do now, Maddy-the-Hatty? Any great ideas?...Wait, why is your nose bleeding?"
"oh, Kyuu-chan! I'm so sorry I made you attack Konoha all these years ago. Forgive me? Let's ride into a glittering, sparkly, GAY sunset together! I love you, Kyuu-chan!"
*sweatdrop*

[ootorotan]

While possibly unhealthy for the brain... HILARIOUS. Both of them xDDD
Thank you for sharing! 8D

"Fluffy-Duckie" XD

[industrialgirl1]

*instant icon love* I'm glad you liked it. And I hope the brain damage wasn't too bad. XD
And I happen to think that ducks are some of the scariest animals on this planet. So the name is very fitting. ;-)

[industrialgirl1]

I knew your name sounded familiar! So I hunted you down looked you up. And there it was. You wrote 'Despair; Sub Rosa'! Which I love to pieces and totally forgot to comment on. >.> But I'm going to sometime in the future, promise. *fangirls you*

[ootorotan]

Don't worry, I'm used to it, and besides; you can't hurt something that's not really there now can you? XD

Eeeh? *w*
*feels flattered*
I'm glad you enjoyed it! :3

[_emewd_]

I admire your creativity with the dialogue-only approach. I'm inspired. And the story made me laugh.

[industrialgirl1]

Thank you so much! It's always the best compliment to actually have made someone laugh. :-)

[dayadhvam_triad]

"Are you trying to imply I suck in bed???"
*coughs* Oh Sasuke-kun, just what are you trying to say? You want to give Naruto another one? XDDD

Even Naruto is not as incredibly exuberant as Lee. XD And OH GOD LIPSTICK? XDDD What color does Kyuu-chan prefer?--I'm curious. :P

Kama Sutra. *giggles*

as;dlkfja;lkj the THONG omg a;ldj;akj XDDDD

[industrialgirl1]

I warned you didn't I? XDDD
Kyuubi is all for equality so he has several different shades of lipstick. His favorite one though, is called "Pink for the Active Women" and suits his eyes really well.))))

The Kama Sutra is something everyone should read at least once in their life. If only to giggle at it!XDDDD

MWUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The thong is everywhere!!! It looks a bit like this by the way: http://industrialgirl1.livejournal.com/3277.html?thread=11981#t11981

[dayadhvam_triad]

Oh, lovely! So is that shade of pink hot pink, light pink, or bordering on darkish? It does sound like hot pink to me. :P

XDDDD

OMG *IS KILLED* The font! It's so awesome! XDDD

[industrialgirl1]

It's a really light hot pink with sparkle actually. It's a limited edition though so he doesn't use it every day.)))

The sad thing is that I've actually seen that thong in a store before...XDD They even had the matching bra!))