So, I wrote crack...
And yes I'm aware it's short, silly and not funny at all. But I don't care. :-P This is dedicated to istne_pieklo aka Shaitanah whose awesome one-shot Landslide inspired me in ways I didn't think possible. And even if you don't want to break your brain with reading my silly, little story you should definitely read hers. Besides her story this was also inspired by 'The Very Secret Diaries' which is also all kinds of awesome. Without further ado:
title: Four days in the life of EVIL incarnate
character: Kyuubi (who would like to say that this is not true. at all.)
pairing: slight SasuNaru/NaruSasu
disclaimer: with reading this you fully agree not to sue me for destroying your brain also none of this is mine
Dear diary To my manly, evil journal.
Today I finally managed to clean my cage. Was really time after 15 years of Ramen-orgies. Had to use my tails as broom, though. Found a lot of really...disturbing things. Got to find out where that hamster came from. Kit has obviously very peculiar taste. Really have to find a name for this journal. Maybe Bob? Still evil.
To Bob.
The kit and his strange companion with the toad-fetish went to the hot springs today. Spied the Uchiha brat in a Henge as a pole with eyes. Was staring at the kit's towel with his freaky eyes, that are in no way more evil than I am. Kit as oblivious as ever. Bob not evil enough. How about Wolfgang? Still the Master of EVIL and DESTRUCTION
Dear Wolfgang.
Missing the mayhem, death and destruction of the good ol' days. Nowadays the only evil act is making the kit have diarrhea. While funny, there's not enough screaming. Wolfgang not right either. Evilness is steadily rising.
Hello Fluffy-Ducky.
Actually had guests here today. Didn't have time to prepare tea and cookies, though. Was only a gay pirate anyway. Gay pirate and kit were SO eyefucking each other. No news there. If that brat touches my nose again I'll bite him. Got to ask about that pretty, purple bow, though. Would look FABULOUS on my tails. Finally found the right name. Duckies definitely evil. But not as much as me. Mwuahahah.
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I'm so sorry.
title: Four days in the life of EVIL incarnate
character: Kyuubi (who would like to say that this is not true. at all.)
pairing: slight SasuNaru/NaruSasu
disclaimer: with reading this you fully agree not to sue me for destroying your brain also none of this is mine
Dear diary To my manly, evil journal.
Today I finally managed to clean my cage. Was really time after 15 years of Ramen-orgies. Had to use my tails as broom, though. Found a lot of really...disturbing things. Got to find out where that hamster came from. Kit has obviously very peculiar taste. Really have to find a name for this journal. Maybe Bob? Still evil.
To Bob.
The kit and his strange companion with the toad-fetish went to the hot springs today. Spied the Uchiha brat in a Henge as a pole with eyes. Was staring at the kit's towel with his freaky eyes, that are in no way more evil than I am. Kit as oblivious as ever. Bob not evil enough. How about Wolfgang? Still the Master of EVIL and DESTRUCTION
Dear Wolfgang.
Missing the mayhem, death and destruction of the good ol' days. Nowadays the only evil act is making the kit have diarrhea. While funny, there's not enough screaming. Wolfgang not right either. Evilness is steadily rising.
Hello Fluffy-Ducky.
Actually had guests here today. Didn't have time to prepare tea and cookies, though. Was only a gay pirate anyway. Gay pirate and kit were SO eyefucking each other. No news there. If that brat touches my nose again I'll bite him. Got to ask about that pretty, purple bow, though. Would look FABULOUS on my tails. Finally found the right name. Duckies definitely evil. But not as much as me. Mwuahahah.
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I'm so sorry.