the goodwill in flori - duh !

[indomitable666]

so my friend and i are at the goodwill. i'm quietly scoping the shoes when this older man (like 60) approaches me and is like "i'm shopping for my friend who is about yr size - except she is about a 36D - would you mind trying on this jacket for me to see if it fits?" (note: i am obviously nowhere near a 36D.) but of course i'm like "sure!". then

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[disembodiment]

Yikes! That is creepy!

[indomitable666]

yeah, but i was a little tempted to let him "make me a dancer!"

[litlyellowtown]

hilarious. oh, dear florida.

[indomitable666]

totally ! dear florida !

[metasynthie]

what you put the socks in your bra

[indomitable666]

obviously - he asked politely.